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| My Private Part Died by Odeku(m): 10:48pm On Jan 23, 2006 |
An old man, Mr Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing >> > home. >> > >> > One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy >> > asked if there was anything wrong. >> > >> > "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died >> > today, and I am very sad." >> > >> > Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little >> > crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my >> > condolences." >> > >> > The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with >> > his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. >> > >> > "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the >> > hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your >>pajamas." >> > >> > But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein , "I told you yesterday >> > that my private part died." >> > >> > "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your >> > pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy. >> > >> > >> > "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing |
| Re: My Private Part Died by layi(m): 1:14pm On Jan 24, 2006 |
Nice. |
| Re: My Private Part Died by madam: 1:45pm On Jan 24, 2006 |
really nice |
| Re: My Private Part Died by kellorah: 2:01pm On Jul 14, 2006 |
lol |
| Re: My Private Part Died by Oracle(m): 3:06pm On Jul 14, 2006 |
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| Re: My Private Part Died by sy2000(f): 8:12pm On Apr 05, 2007 |
I DON'T GET IT    |
| Re: My Private Part Died by spoilt(f): 11:22pm On Apr 05, 2007 |
sy2000: 'the viewing' means the wake keeping. when people can gather to look at it.  |
| Re: My Private Part Died by sy2000(f): 8:19pm On Apr 06, 2007 |
spoilt: Thanks alot. lol i got it now |
| Re: My Private Part Died by mohawkchic(f): 5:08pm On Apr 07, 2007 |
LMAO |
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