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| Moaning For What U Need by shakara4u(m): 11:47am On Dec 23, 2010 |
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" |
| Re: Moaning For What U Need by tunslove94(m): 12:00pm On Dec 23, 2010 |
hahahahahahahahahahahaha, |
| Re: Moaning For What U Need by eldav(m): 1:07pm On Dec 23, 2010 |
mehn dis na d best joke 2day. |
| Re: Moaning For What U Need by Arcani: 4:12pm On Dec 23, 2010 |
hahahahahaha, lol yeye chaid |
| Re: Moaning For What U Need by gbolalekan(m): 4:26pm On Dec 23, 2010 |
a good one  |
| Re: Moaning For What U Need by thiscounts(m): 12:12am On Dec 24, 2010 |
Hold on house, suspend the laughter until the end of the story , One day,his mother came from the bedroom and heard him moaning. When she peeked into his room,she saw Ms Bike riding on top of him The woman was shocked and screamed''What the hell is this'' Ms Bike replied''He needs me as much as you need a man!'' and the woman stood agape looking at the little Johnny hoping he never meant the bike of a girl.The boy replied ''I need a bike to ride or Bike to do the ride.'' END OF THE STORY!  |
| Re: Moaning For What U Need by KDK(m): 2:02am On Dec 24, 2010 |
=D =)) ♒ђåª•ђiª•ђeª♒ =)) =D. @ thiscount, u be clown. |
| Re: Moaning For What U Need by shakara4u(m): 8:50am On Dec 24, 2010 |
lmao, u try |
| Re: Moaning For What U Need by eldav(m): 9:10am On Dec 24, 2010 |
Who asked u 2 add ur own?u dn spoil am |
| Re: Moaning For What U Need by MrCork3: 9:16am On Dec 24, 2010 |
shakara4u: Bro, u shuld SLAP yo sef 12 times for that joke!!  |
| Re: Moaning For What U Need by shakara4u(m): 3:32pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
Bro, u shuld SLAP yo sef 12 times for that joke!! Mr cork again, why sholud i slap myself? |
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