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Nigerians In Heaven - And Hell. by Bassey231(m): 5:32pm On Jun 05, 2007
Angel gabriel came with this report to God. "Lord,these Nigerians are really causing trouble up in here.The streets of Heaven are littered with beer bottles and cigarette stubs.They refuse to wear heavenly robes,instead they wear jeans and boots.Moreover,they refuse to sing angelic praises and they throw parties all the time".God discovers there is space in hell and tries to call satan.The phone rings for 30 minutes before satan picks."What's your problem",says God."Why did you keep me waiting this long?"."Sorry God",satan starts."Its these Nigerians you sent down here.They have just imported Air Conditioning Units and right about now,thy've started installing them!"
Re: Nigerians In Heaven - And Hell. by otuwe(f): 3:21pm On Jun 06, 2007
stop making jokes about heaven hell God and the Devil, its becoming boring and it doesnt make sense. except u want to go to Hell and see the real thing
Re: Nigerians In Heaven - And Hell. by Bassey231(m): 6:52pm On Jun 06, 2007
I didn't mean any harm.Its just a joke.I'm sorry to say this,but you're sounding a bit too hard on me,and its strange cos tou have a nice log in name.
Re: Nigerians In Heaven - And Hell. by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jun 16, 2007
otuwe:

stop making jokes about heaven hell God and the Devil, its becoming boring and it doesnt make sense. except u want to go to Hell and see the real thing
Hey why u so stuck up on d joke;its meant to be a joke so get some laugh d get a life.

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