Once,I met this guy who told me He was looking for a job and he was so desperate that he said he would do anything.So I told him to write an application letter to one factory work which I knew about here is what he wrote:

7 old shasha road
Off cele busstop,
Shasha,
Lagos state,
23th sept.2010

To the manager,
Custard company ltd
24 adbila street,
off ojo b/stop,
Egeda-lagos.
Dear sir
Application 4 emloy
I am here to apply in your company the post wether sale representative or to assist in any category of work over there.Before I proceed,my formal place I,ve worked last was the paltry company when I was one of the suppliers over there.
Then incase of any position of sale or supply,then this is my line.Therefore I am able to do any of there,or if there's any casual work position then I am able.Or until when I am there to see and know how the procedure of work is
Because since I came lagos I try several kind of work so I have to say that as soon as is the company work,I will try my best possible to satisfy the company in any position I find myself.
Thanks and bye for now.
yours faithfully

is dis 4 real?

Guy it is ooo

Not funny, just ridiculous

if i enter gutter poster i go deal with u posser. 9ic one.

Dry.

I need my ribs whole.

Bright is so dull

^^ so you even survive reading his postings??

Guy no b by force to read wetin I post, jor oooh

Efemena_xy:

^^ so you even survive reading his postings??

I just wan help am

Lysaa, Efemanyxyz and Kunbee *Three Divas with class*, Compliments of the season to u chics&other able nairalanders, esp those who dont ask for money for a stale joke*winks*, cheers

Likewise

Hehehe!

wowzers!!

ds did not crack my ribs at all! but u tried small jire

After you cry, go and hang yourself

The only thing that needs cracking is your head, So we can put a stop to this crap!

still lookin for d joke

no offence.buts dried

u try shaha

HOTsnow:

Lysaa, Efemanyxyz and Kunbee *Three Divas with class*, Compliments of the season to u chics&other able nairalanders, esp those who dont ask for money for a stale joke*winks*, cheers

hahahhahaha so kunbee is a diva tell me somn. hahahahhahhahha

nice one poster**though its quite pathetic , .feeel so sorry for the applicant

hmmmmmmm, ehm bright take it easy. aight! d other bright i know does a good job @ stuff like dis.

On the otherhand, i really hope the applicant gets something soon so he can upgrade. ^{(assuming it's real that is!)}

Mstcheeeeeeew. . . What the hec!< is tis' sh1t 'bout. . . . . .

Nellyon:

hahahhahaha so kunbee is a diva tell me somn. hahahahhahhahha

meself !!! thot kunbee ws an It .

Nellyon:

hahahhahaha so kunbee is a diva tell me somn. hahahahhahhahha

Really? what is funny

snthesis:

meself !!! thot kunbee ws an It .

You are slow na, so its understandable

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@teadro_tec,guy which level now,is dis thread an advert space,guy last warning

where is the joke godammit

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Bright don dey use bb browse

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