A wealthy man decides to go on a safari in Africa and brings his faithful pet chihuahua along'one day the chihuahua sees a bunch of butterflies and starts to chase them after some time the chihuahua finds out that he is lost and starts to whimper, a few minutes later the chihuahua sees a leopard and is scared to death,the chihuahua then turns his back to the leopard and sees a bone on the floor.the chihuahua then starts to chew the bone very loudly and when the leopard comes close enough shout' that is one heck of a leopard,i'm stuffed' the leopard hears this and runs as fast as his legs could carry him.considering himself very lucky he says that dog nearly had me.a monkey who noticed everything that happened ran and told the leopard what the chihuahua had done,the leopard gets furious and says to the monkey let's go and show that dog who is boss,the dog seeing the monkey run to the leopard senses danger but still decides not to run,when the leopard comes closer to the dog the smart done then shouts 'its been thirty minutes and that stupid monkey is not back with my leopard'

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Hmm I don't know o you can add to it too

seen it b/4

Old Joke - something fresh pls

kunbee pls can u help me with sumtin?

If you ask me nicely I'll help you Eldav

Thanks Efe.bt its more lyk a yoruba stuff.i knw u r nt yoruba.

Who says am yoruba

eldav:

Thanks Efe.bt its more lyk a yoruba stuff.i knw u r nt yoruba.

I fit learn now!!

abi you're tribalistic??

hmm

come on,its a simple stuff.i jst need d meaning of a word or name,i dnt knw,dats all.

@kunbee you have a yoruba name

^^and so, can't i just adopt it


I am igbo

na wa 4 u kunbee

anyway,olee ife n'eme?

na wa for you too

Pls i dont speak drunk people's language, what is that

n0r dey use style yab me,kunbee.if u n0r wan translate 4 me,u talk or if u feel lyk yabin jst tell me.

I am serious, what you wrote is crap


Re-write it

Dont bother,kunbee.

Glad i was of help



But seriously was it spoken to you or written