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Lie Detector Robot by UZORY007: 9:39am On Jun 20, 2011
A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps liars. He decides 2 test it at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?
SON: School. Robot slaps son! ok, I lied, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! ok, it was day with porn star.
DAD: What?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was, Robot slaps Dad!
MOM: Ha ha! Like father like son. Robot slap mom.
Re: Lie Detector Robot by VALIDATOR: 2:45pm On Jun 20, 2011
Nice one.lol grin
Re: Lie Detector Robot by UZORY007: 9:40am On Jun 24, 2011
Thanks
Re: Lie Detector Robot by mikuz(m): 1:12pm On Jun 24, 2011
You try.
Re: Lie Detector Robot by Ryabcool(m): 12:56am On Jun 25, 2011
UZORY007:

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps liars. He decides 2 test it at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?
SON: School. Robot slaps son! ok, I lied, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! ok, it was day with indecency star.
DAD: What?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what indecency was, Robot slaps Dad!
MOM: Ha ha! Like father like son. Robot slap mom.
grin lol! nice one bruv,

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