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Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 3:04pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learn to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we're having Rosemary's Baby. Our once flat bellies now look like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee our pants every time we sneeze. When the big moment arrives, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions will invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we'll waddle with our big cartoon feet moaning in pain all the way to the ER. Then it's huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hear-me-roar. Calm down and push. Just one more (or 10 ) good push," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the bastard (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb. bowling ball through a keyhole. After that, it's time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morph into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines. The teen years. Need I say more? The kids are almost grown now and we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our mid-30's to early 40's while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday (which just happens to be the reason all that early hot man sex got you pregnant in the first place). Now we hit the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take the HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves. Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men when men get off so easy INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks, |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by jokingmary(m): 3:16pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Nice Girls Abeg vex |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by eldav(m): 3:25pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
chai. anyway,respect 2 d women folks. |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by EfemenaXY: 3:47pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
@Poster you be real Perv . . . wetin carry you go inside 9/10 yr old pikin blouse?? or under im grandmama wrapper?? |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by jokingmary(m): 4:38pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Partially good question |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 4:43pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Efe no mind me, na just curiosity do me |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by jokingmary(m): 4:45pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Element G: I knew u were a bad boy |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 4:46pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
gosh its just a joke |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 4:47pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
@OP This one when u personalise this post, are u gender-confused? |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ARareGem(f): 4:50pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
I no vex |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by yinkalink(f): 4:50pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
lysaa:hahaha |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by jokingmary(m): 5:03pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Element G:Let me try to believe you |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 5:06pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
all of una don kolo @lysaa, it aint gender confusion, its just personalising so people like mary wont find it confusing |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 5:07pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
all of una don kolo @lysaa, it aint gender confusion, its just personalising so people like mary wont find it confusing |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by jokingmary(m): 5:13pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Me and you, who dey get confused pass |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 5:17pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
see? u already av flies on ur brain |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 5:19pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Element G:U can say that again. LOL i see u allready did. |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 5:22pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
lysaa: HA!!! me i no talk dat one oooo |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 5:25pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
c'mon G, u did it twice. |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 5:29pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
lets just say it was a coincidence , things happen sometimes |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by Nobody: 5:31pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Its worth it, kudos g |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 5:31pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
thanks waooo |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 5:33pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
Wow waoo, that new. . |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 5:40pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
lysaaa, y u dey use im name play like dis |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 5:45pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
its a sweet one G. . no gbege. |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 5:52pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
ok ooo, i sure say d guy go don dey blush already |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 5:56pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
im be oyinbo? Don;t let me go mad now |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 5:59pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
chei so na only oyinbo u like, u be thief oooo well who no like better thing |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 6:02pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
LOL mad as in vex. .una don turn dico up-side-down. SO na oyinbo be better thin? Me n two dey chill for guest house here sef. . |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 6:04pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
lysaaa chei *sings: see dis lepa lepa to bad ooo, lepa to bad ooo, u bad, u want it, u bad, u want it, |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 6:17pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
seriously. .they are watching TV while i'm at this. They can't cross the line except i permit them. . yeah i'm that good, don't ask. lol |
Re: Girls Abeg No Vex by ElementG(m): 6:27pm On Dec 31, 2010 |
ask ke, i can feel the influence already, |
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