man; haven't we met b4?
woman: perhaps am d receptionist at d VD clinic

man: haven't i seen u some place b4?
woman: yeah, that's y i don't go there anymore

man: is this sit empty?
woman: yes and this one will be too if you sit down

man: wanna go back to my place?
woman; well i don't know will two people fit under a rock?

man:your place or mine/
woman: both, you go to yours,n i;ll go to mine

man:I'll like to call u, what's your number?
woman: its in the phonebook

man: but i don't know your name
woman: that's in the phone book too

man:so what do you do for a living
woman: am a female impersonator

man: hey baby what's your sign?
woman: "do not enter"

man:i would go to the end of the world for you
woman: ye s but will you stay there?

man: your body is like a temple
woman: sry there's no service today

man: if i could see you naked i will die happy
woman: yeah, n if i could see yours i will die laughing

man: i'd go through anything for you
woman: good lets start with your bank account

man: i know how to please a woman
woman: then pls leave me alone

man:i want to give myself to you
woman: sorry i don't accept cheap gift

man:how do you like your eggs in the morning
woman: unfertilized

man: hey, come on we are both here at this bar for the same reason
woman: yeah, lets pick up some chicks.

lol

nice one

four nuns were standing in line at the pearl gate: Peter asked the first if she as ever sinned, "well once i looked at a man's penis she said. Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven. Peter told her, Peter then asked the second nun if she as ever sinned, 'well once i held a man's penis" she replied . put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven, he said. just then the replfourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her why did you pushed ahead in line? she  replies because i want to gargle before she sits in.