why its not easy being a dick

you have one eye you can not see with.
A head you can not think with.
You hang out with a couple of nuts.
your closest neighbor is an asshole
and your best friend is a pussy.

[center]Hole in the wall[/center]

A guy is walking past an insane asylum with a big wooden fence. he hears all the inmates inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!

Quite curious about this, and wondering what was so amusing to the madmen he finds a hole in the fence, and peeps in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!

na waa.That man sees with that 1 eye but unidirectionally.That head is not entirely empty;it knows what it does.feel me?

folanusi:

why its not easy being a privates

you have one eye you can not see with.
A head you can not think with.
You hang out with a couple of nuts.
your closest neighbor is an asshole
and your best friend is a pussy.

thatz ur department ,u like that,lol

this post is rubbish!!! hu sed my di*ck cnt think on his own or do u think wen a cutie holds me tight and presses her boobs on me in the swimming pool i hav2 tell him wat2 do?