ArticleBeast:

I am a replica of that your friend. I watch a full season movie in 45 mins

horpeyemmi66:
There's this White garment pastor in my area who has this beat up Mercedes-Benz. The funny thing is anywhere the man's fuel got exhausted he leaves the car there, no matter the place. One time his car stopped in front of my house and he pleaded that my younger brother and I to please come help him push the car up a steep hill. We tried but the car wasn't moving and the crazy man said, "You people are not pushing well o, if demons descended right now they will move this car". I just told my brother leave the car let's go and the man was like, "it's not like that o". Imagine?

Cammo:
I once shared a room with a mate who would fart and fart and fart until there was no air left for us to breathe.

Peppermintflav:

The universe is tryimg to tell u something. Browse the time on google you will get answers.
Mine was 4:19 sometimes i would just wake up @night and look at my time it would read 4:19, during the day if i just check my watch it would be 4:19 i started being concious of the time.... i browsed it and it had something to do with change. The universe was trying to paas a message to me. Not long after that a major change happened in my life. I relocated and got a job.

okikiosibodu:

Mine, is nt nysc state number.... 11:05
I wen I check my watch mid day or late at night, it is either 11:05 am or pm... Could it be coincidental or a message too? It has always gotten my curiosity

Peppermintflav:

Check the net, it might be a message from the universe.

Lawgod247:


This is exactly me. I could change my route or abort a trip so as not to meet/greet people I know.

I might be the one with the most knowledge about a topic in a discussion but I would rather keep mute and listen to the "rubbish" everyone else is saying. I feel that trying to get my point across to you is futile and that you are beyond redemption in your beliefs, either due to arrogance or ignorance.

My best companion is my cell phone. I keep a super small circle of "close" friends, just 2. I categorize others as "people I know" .

I also feel that I am a perfectionist to a fault. I like doing my things myself as I feel no one else can do it the way I want it.

I sweat in my palms and feet a lot. I am more sociable on virtual platform than in real life. You wouldn't believe the talkative you interact with online is this same quiet guy sitting in front of you.

I avoid making/receiving phone calls as much as possible. I prefer we chat.

I am shy but I put up this bold facade whenever I need to and you may likely not notice (my job demands that).

I can stay indoors 24/7 provided I have food, water, data and power. (Whenever I travel home, my family literally begs me to step out).

I can embark on a 12 hours trip without saying a word to the person sitting next to me and may likely not contribute in the general discussion.( I can bore you )

Etc.

In all these, I make exceptions whenever I want to or whenever absolutely necessary but the above is me by default. I am a hardcore introvert. Alone time is bliss and I am so rocking this lockdown like it is nobody's business.

Deejay777:
I've been having fun going 2ru the thread. I also have some weird characteristics. People even complain about some
1. My phone is always on silent, I miss calls a lot, purposely ignore some.

2. I don't watch films with pple, I will be bored and eventually sleep off. I forward movies a lot( I can watch 2hrs film in mins) but I read bout these movies on Wikipedia b4 or after watching so I can understand dem better

3. I talk to myself a lot( in a very strange way), simulate things in my head and I'll start laughing bout it or sometimes I'll reminisce bout a funny event and start laughing bout it, jumping and running about too

4. Once I see pple, I always remember their face, where I saw dem 4 d first time, d clothes dey wore, their first words to me or any other significant thing that happened

5. Sometimes I have this weird sense of Deja vu, like I'm reliving a particular moment. A day like dat, I was outside in my hostel, I had dis feeling again, told my friends a bike man was coming and he's going to be putting on a funny sunglasses and lo it happened

holluikon:
We need to invite another set of wired people to continue this thread; this thread shouldn't end here like this.

BrainArk:
I think I am the weird one, people complain I sleep with my eyes partly opened

PrincessJr:
It rained heavily when my mom was pregnant with me and In Labour. Now it rains on my birthday date every year. I cannot fathom why

ZaRuleOfLaw:


I remember that book. a rich man daughter was acting porn and her daddy wanted the agent to bring her home. something like that. I'm a Hadley chase fan

jaymichael:
What is the title please.

merahki:


You and klbakare are simply paranoid people Distorting the flow of the thread

whiteraven:
that's not true ..the spiritual is real

klbakare:


You dey mind am? That's why i didn't reply him.
I didn't use to believe so much in all this spirituality package before. Omodo o mo Ogun, o n pe lefo

whiteraven:
not everyone understands yoruba

klbakare:


Small pikin no know medicine he dey call am vegetables.

dcrown13:
I can guess your ATM pin

klbakare:
you are being monitored spiritually. Be wary of that friend of yours. That is just one of the numerous signs you have been seeing but probably didn't notice. Else you guys have a terrible soul tie: it's all spiritual.

okrikaboi:
I thought I was normal till I saw this thread lol

I can control my emotions quite well. I love gore a lot. I read it, watch it and.... Coincidentally I'm an anatomist. Ever since I was a kid I would catch little animals then slowly torture them till they die I would do this while listening to Mozart. This would last for days and I was never caught

I am also convinced that I am reliving my past life. The conviction became stronger when I got into the University as all the things I expected started happening I feel my life is a movie and I've already read the synopsis.

I don't woo girls I just stare at them then start wishing and thinking about them but when I give up on them they start chasing me.

I can lie a lot. Sometimes I shock myself with my lies and I don't get caught. The lie can be maintained for years.. I am also easily likeable and can't do without telling a joke.

I was watching porn since I was 4yrs old and there is no genre of porn I haven't seen, read or.....

Every prophet or pastor that sees me always says I am gonna be a great man of God. Still waiting for how that is gonna happen tho

If I really dislike you the universe has its way of getting rid of you for me. Just the way I want it. That is why I usually don't wish death for my enemies although some would have wished they just die

My mom always says I'm favoured others say I'm lucky. My dad is always happy when I'm around cuz he can't be broke when I'm around. But me 1kobo......

Ever since I was a kid I love knowledge so much there is nothing in this world that I don't know something about I have read something about everything. One of my greatest achievement is the understanding of psychology. To understand what, why and how people think has always been my thing even as a child I was very quiet always observing people's mentality. I can switch personality easily depending on the situation.

Now weird experience

Me and my roomie 100lv then. We went to dispose our daily trash when we were about crossing the express I saw an animal about 7ft tall, it was got like and looked like it was made out of thick shadows. It ran past the cars on the road mehn it was so fast, faster than the cars. To be sure if I wasn't just seeing things I asked my roomie if he just saw something the nigga confirmed it. We were both surprised cuz we just affirmed it was real.

First time I smoked pawpaw while eating the food became too sweet for me to handle I was just smiling anyhow then a voice started teaching me psychology/psychological tricks it became so deep I nearly got lost in it. I had to slap myself to come back to reality (slaps feel good) I still use this tricks.

My girl's cunt is heavenly if I enter from behind I get blind immediately. The cunt is chilly af and I keep hitting her womb. I feel electric shocks in my brain as well and she is fvcking tight. Only her cunt does this for me. I still cheat tho....

The world is a weird place and only the weird will survive. 5g will end everyone who has not upgraded spiritually because a new dimension is being created for this silly old 3d world.

Abdulmsaidu:


This happens to me up till now, mostly within 20-30mins after taking a meal, some not properly chewed food naturally find their way back to my mouth for re-chewing, I do so and swallow them back. And d surprising thing is - it tastes fresh like I just fetched it out of the plate

afribabe:
you have have a feeling that you are lieing now
You said so yourself o

afribabe:

I have a feeling that you are lieing now
You said so yourself o