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14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by sizzlers(m): 1:20am On Jan 06, 2011
[size=15pt]14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job[/size]

1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by DAVE5(m): 11:57pm On Jan 07, 2011
haaahaaahaa,i just cant stop laffin
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by sizzlers(m): 12:12am On Jan 08, 2011
the reasons are obvious grin
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by Kunbee: 12:14am On Jan 08, 2011
Stale and unrealistic
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by sizzlers(m): 1:11am On Jan 08, 2011
try it and see the outcome
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by Kunbee: 1:13am On Jan 08, 2011
So my boss will fire me sey

Now i know my haters
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by BossTtdiamonds(m): 10:31am On Jan 08, 2011
Yeah! 'll fire you,
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by blacksta(m): 7:00pm On Jan 08, 2011
duh
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by Donshegxy10(m): 9:22pm On Jan 08, 2011
sizzlers:

[size=15pt]14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job[/size]
3. It leads to more honest communication.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
yep very true, when you are drunk, you tend 2 say things as it is in your mind, u express urself freely, without fear!!!
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by Donshegxy10(m): 9:23pm On Jan 08, 2011
sizzlers:

[size=15pt]14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job[/size]
3. It leads to more honest communication.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
yep very true, when you are drunk, you tend 2 say things as it is in your mind, u express urself freely, without fear!!!
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by sizzlers(m): 10:55pm On Jan 09, 2011
the ealier you know it the better
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by shakara4u(m): 1:26pm On Jan 10, 2011
Stale and unrealistic

i concur
try it and see the outcome
ishhhh

So my boss will fire me sey

Now i know my haters
Yeah! 'll fire you,
lol
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by sizzlers(m): 5:14pm On Jan 10, 2011
are u the boss
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by sizzlers(m): 6:12am On Feb 19, 2011
:p :p :p ;d ;d ;d
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by yinkalink(f): 7:25am On Feb 19, 2011
lovely, esp the added incentive to come

why do u think there's a bar in the joke section. lol
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by ARareGem(f): 1:10pm On Feb 19, 2011
Funny smiley
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by dani1luv: 1:38pm On Feb 19, 2011
you try!!!! poster

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