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| F-up! by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jan 25, 2006 |
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby. One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man to whisper, "Darling am I the first man to make love to you?" Her tone upon answering was slightly more than irritable. "Of course you are!" she said. "And also the best too. I don't know why you men always ask the same old ridiculous questions." |
| Re: F-up! by spikelord(m): 12:09am On Jan 26, 2006 |
What d'you think would be the next thing  |
| Re: F-up! by Skintite(f): 8:57am On Jan 26, 2006 |
Y hin go dey ask dat kin question? is she his 1st too? I think he got just the rite answer!!!  |
| Re: F-up! by spunk(m): 9:38am On Jan 26, 2006 |
na waoooo.wetin the guy dey expect? him suppose know when him begin the show abi? |
| Re: F-up! by Nobody: 7:50pm On Mar 12, 2006 |
she talk say him be first and him be best,dat means she don try am with others and also say y men too dey ask d same questions, mennn she don go far, abi |
| Re: F-up! by Oracle(m): 11:55pm On Mar 12, 2006 |
what a joke here's another one a man returned from work and found out his lunch wasn't ready because the maid hadn't prepared it yet he angrily said to his wife "if u knew how to we'll sack the cook" the wife replied "if u know how to f@#%k we'll sack the gardener, houseboy and gateman" |
| Re: F-up! by spikelord(m): 2:38am On Mar 13, 2006 |
Three people on top that woman alone. These houseboys sabi how to f**k women pass their husbands!!!  |
| Re: F-up! by Nobody: 7:13pm On Mar 14, 2006 |
oracle why u dey fear to use the main word? that joke is cool i hear say houseboys dey get big big kondo |
| Re: F-up! by beecrofty(m): 1:04am On Jan 09, 2009 |
real Bleep up |
| Re: F-up! by chyk91(m): 1:37am On Jan 09, 2009 |
lol |
| Re: F-up! by toygod2: 10:37pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
lols |
| Re: F-up! by bashydemy(m): 11:34pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
6 yrs and 6month after the thread was created |
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