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This For The Ladies by Bennybabe(f): 4:22pm On Jun 07, 2007
On the wedding day of Mark and Mary, the officiating pastor asked the usual question
"anyone who feels this couple shouldnt be join in the holy matrimony should speak or forever remain silence" and a young man rose his hand. Seeing him the bride fainted and after she was revided the pastor asked the man

"Why the did you raise ur hand"
the man replied
"I be just want tell una say we no dey hear for back"
Re: This For The Ladies by sisisisi(f): 5:37pm On Jun 07, 2007
grin grin grin
Na wa.Just come scare the poor lady like that
Re: This For The Ladies by Oracle(m): 7:40pm On Jun 07, 2007
Damn
that guy's really crazy
Re: This For The Ladies by sussy1(f): 9:06am On Jun 08, 2007
Poor bride grin grin grin
Re: This For The Ladies by flakkydudu(f): 9:08am On Jun 08, 2007
grin grin

That's Unfair of Him
Re: This For The Ladies by markolini(m): 10:04am On Jun 08, 2007
hmn dat joke sounds familiar, or wat do u think, it looks like you  COPIED WRONG instead of COPYRIGHT.hahahahah, start getting creative sister and stop DUPLICATING,
Re: This For The Ladies by Aduks(f): 12:04pm On Jun 08, 2007
Toooo bad, i pity the poor lady.
Re: This For The Ladies by chyuzo(f): 1:50pm On Jun 08, 2007
it seems the bride has done something wrong. i mean she scared the guy wants to say something. if not why did she faint without hearing what the guy has to say hahahaa.or may be she is so tensed or will i say nervous at the wedding that anything will make her faint.love nwantiti
Re: This For The Ladies by leke4real(m): 4:47pm On Jun 08, 2007
The poor lady must have thot the guy is one of her ex-boy friend grin
Re: This For The Ladies by onome4real: 10:00pm On Jun 09, 2007
na wao i think she did something wrong. grin grin grin
Re: This For The Ladies by desodgi(m): 3:15pm On Jun 10, 2007
markolini:

hmn that joke sounds familiar, or what do u think, it looks like you COPIED WRONG instead of COPYRIGHT.hahahahah, start getting creative sister and stop DUPLICATING,
Which wan you crack? angry
Re: This For The Ladies by nawa1(m): 1:11pm On Jul 17, 2007
Oracle:

Damn
that guy's really crazy

how e take b d guy's fault?
Re: This For The Ladies by benedictac(f): 2:51pm On Apr 02, 2009
kei!!! i no tru tru get work

let's play
Re: This For The Ladies by Ben13: 3:01pm On Apr 02, 2009
who ressurect this thread after decaying for months now? cheesy
Re: This For The Ladies by benedictac(f): 3:03pm On Apr 02, 2009
na me now
Re: This For The Ladies by Ben13: 3:11pm On Apr 02, 2009
I smell rat here.

Bene is bennybabe cheesy
Re: This For The Ladies by benedictac(f): 3:35pm On Apr 02, 2009
that is where u ma be wrong

anyway prove it.
Re: This For The Ladies by romsky: 4:03pm On Apr 02, 2009
una yansh don dey xpose small small
Re: This For The Ladies by dani1luv: 4:08pm On Apr 02, 2009
undecided
Re: This For The Ladies by clemcykul(f): 4:12pm On Apr 02, 2009
huh?
Re: This For The Ladies by Ben13: 5:13pm On Apr 02, 2009
Ben20001:

I smell seven dats old rat here.

Bene is bennybabe cheesy
Re: This For The Ladies by CrazyMan(m): 5:18pm On Apr 02, 2009
I strongly believe that - the lady in question has some skeletons in her cupboard; I mean what else would make her faint.

Ben long time; how you de
Re: This For The Ladies by Ben13: 5:21pm On Apr 02, 2009
I'm fine jare.

real men don't insult women
Re: This For The Ladies by CrazyMan(m): 5:27pm On Apr 02, 2009
Yea na so my brother.

Wetin de your yahoo I no de see your offlines again undecided
Re: This For The Ladies by tytylayor: 6:08pm On Apr 02, 2009
he no get money to pay yahoo again, poor lad embarassed
Re: This For The Ladies by dani1luv: 6:55pm On Apr 02, 2009
awwww make hin boyz nab you and you knw say sylve na dead bone
Re: This For The Ladies by clemcykul(f): 9:04am On Apr 03, 2009
*dials twinny's number*
Re: This For The Ladies by Lolabbey: 9:28am On Apr 03, 2009
not available at d momnt pls do tr again latr
Re: This For The Ladies by romsky: 9:30am On Apr 03, 2009
na low credit jare
Re: This For The Ladies by naijababe2(f): 10:03am On Apr 03, 2009
transfer N50 credit to him na
Re: This For The Ladies by benedictac(f): 10:05am On Apr 03, 2009
transfer denied
Re: This For The Ladies by Ben13: 10:18am On Apr 03, 2009
that's an assumption, my dear.

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