An old man went to a psychiatrist one day and said to him “I think I need some help, every time I crawl into my bed, I have the worst fear of monsters living beneath it, so much so I can’t get to sleep!”

The doctor rubbed his chin and nodded “Ok, come back here twice a week for therapy, it will cost you $400, but your fear will go away.”

So the next week the patient came and shook his head, “I don’t need your help anymore, a bartender helped me fix my fear for free!”

The doctor looked at him puzzled “How?”

The client replied “He told me to cut the legs off my bed.”

hehe

nice one OP