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What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by larrymoore(m): 9:53pm On May 05, 2020
What’s the strangest, most unexpected way you’ve ever injured yourself?

Please share.

Today, I felt I needed to use the rest room so bashed into the comfort station. I got in, carefully bolted the door after me. I pant down and aggressively balanced on the WC. Suddenly, I heard a cracking noise, it was the WC, it broke. Before I could know it, the ceramic material shattered my butt. I am still groan in pains now.

share yours
Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by dawnomike(m): 10:06pm On May 05, 2020
larrymoore:
What’s the strangest, most unexpected way you’ve ever injured yourself?

Please share.

Today, I felt I needed to use the rest room so bashed into the comfort station. I got in, carefully bolted the door after me. I pant down and aggressively balanced on the WC. Suddenly, I heard a cracking noise, it was the WC, it broke. Before I could know it, the ceramic material shattered my butt. I am still groan in pains now.

share yours
Thank God it only shattered your butt and nothing more... Glad to know you're fine
Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by donbachi(m): 10:06pm On May 05, 2020
Tried zipping up my jean short with no boxer inside...the zip grip my priick.come see were i dey cry like baby..everybody was like "make i see,make i see".

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Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by SeverusSnape(m): 10:09pm On May 05, 2020
Was having sex, I've forgotten the position that moment, Somehow her toenail pieced deep into my left thigh. I didn't feel the pain then, till after the whole thing.

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Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by Clint02(m): 10:18pm On May 05, 2020
While playing soccer, I used my right toe to Kick the back of my left foot,....instead of the ball. I just scatter my toe.
I still find that funny,which kind craze enter my head that day
Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by selfwife(f): 10:34pm On May 05, 2020
I was turning wheat in anger many years ago. I can't remember what exactly happened. The next thing,the turning stick hit my nose. That spot peeled and I was walking around with a peeled nose.
Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by buttlover(m): 10:48pm On May 05, 2020
I was so little then, I was riding a dilapidated bicycle, the sprocket that hold the chain just in-between the pedal ripped my left leg, meehn na that day I saw white blood even my bone. It was stitched. It has completely healed now. Just small trace scar.

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Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by Humanoid01(m): 11:00pm On May 05, 2020
I wanted to sit on a pile of concrete building materials arranged opposite my hostel, in school, I didn't know my thumb was under the top pile which was unbalanced. I mistakenly sat on the concrete with the thumb under it.

I nearly blacked out afterwards, it was like all the blood in my body drained out.

The thumb was throbbing like it happens in Tom and Jerry. I lost my strength for nearly 10 minutes all because my thumb had an accident, and I was wondering, how would it be if it was cut off?
Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by Tozic: 11:24pm On May 05, 2020
Years ago I was downloading porn with my small China Tecno phone, and was happy because it was almost about to complete its download, out of over_excitement I stepped on a nail..


it pierced me too deeply.

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Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by Shellsploit: 12:09am On May 06, 2020
donbachi:
Tried zipping up my jean short with no boxer inside...the zip grip my priick.come see were i dey cry like baby..everybody was like "make i see,make i see".

Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by larrymoore(m): 5:25am On May 06, 2020
Tozic:
Years ago I was downloading porn with my small China Tecno phone, and was happy because it was almost about to complete its download, out of over_excitement I stepped on a nail..


it pierced me too deeply.
that was serious
Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by larrymoore(m): 5:26am On May 06, 2020
Humanoid01:
I wanted to sit on a pile of concrete building materials arranged opposite my hostel, in school, I didn't know my thumb was under the top pile which was unbalanced. I mistakenly sat on the concrete with the thumb under it.

I nearly blacked out afterwards, it was like all the blood in my body drained out.

The thumb was throbbing like it happens in Tom and Jerry. I lost my strength for nearly 10 minutes all because my thumb had an accident, and I was wondering, how would it be if it was cut off?
that can be painful
Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by larrymoore(m): 5:27am On May 06, 2020
buttlover:
I was so little then, I was riding a dilapidated bicycle, the sprocket that hold the chain just in-between the pedal ripped my left leg, meehn na that day I saw white blood even my bone. It was stitched. It has completely healed now. Just small trace scar.
a friend had similar accident
Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by Yustash001(m): 5:47am On May 06, 2020
Have you ever found your fingers in between the not attaching the door to the wall while the door is been closed?



The pain gets deep down to the brain..

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