in china a gal waz caught cheatin

http://up101.9ory.com/v/11/01/08/11/12398697380.jpg

and mgt decided dat

http://up101.9ory.com/v/11/01/08/11/12398732881.jpg

Tough decision.

An old man and his wife have gone to bed.

After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football, I just scored."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.

Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides.

Where is the joke?

take a seat and wait for more of ur kind,

i ope say ur body no move as u see d exam hall

cool.
as rdgs d 1st 1, am sure d mgt were all male.
as 4 d 2nd - lol.
keep it comin

tanx jare, i pray stud will learn frm u

he's learning.
but dnt want to eida admit or put it 2 use

dont mind it

and we all contrubuted our sense of humour for him last year,

seems its not wrkin afterall

lol

damn.
does everyone have to crack joke.
dont fink soooo.
we move on

Shakara and Angelz

lol

Studio CFR
LOL

angelz

LOL

shakara4u
lol

hehehhehheheehheheheehe

u no serious, sup?

^^ see as una two just dey laff - any howly!

Nice joke sha - me likey (but not the nude students)

see as una two just dey laff - any howly!

ugkmwl,

(but not the unclothed students)

u no c say d gal been tie microchips to her bra?for d first pix

Shakara4u

Like the second

Shakara4u

Efemena_xy

Like the second

second wat?

Shakarat4u where is dat yoruba nigger Bashy-denim?

lol,

his doin more of romance of late,
how body?

Body dey fine
And yours nko? How market?

mines no bad eida,

market?wetin i dey sell again now

The okra and pepper business your husband Bashy open' for u na

Chai, u too dey quick forget something. Mtchew

This is very serious, but they should have shaved of all the long hair on their heads, to prevent hiding of exhibits there.

The okra and pepper business your [b]husband [/b]Bashy open' for u na

i aint gay man, abi u no sabi check gender again?
make bashy catch u,

This is very serious, but they should have shaved of all the long hair on their heads, to prevent hiding of exhibits there.

shakara4u:

second wat?

Is that a trick question? The 2nd joke, duh. Abi I nor suppose to like am

noooooo, jst wanted to know,

howdy? a-a -are -areg, i d always bit my tingue wen i wan call ur name