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| Father And Daughter by Maneater1(f): 9:34am On Jun 12, 2007 |
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff, Dad, I became a prostitute, " "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family." "OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club, (takes a breath), and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and, ." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff, a prostitute Dad! Sniff, sniff." "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant". Come here and give yer old Dad a hug. |
| Re: Father And Daughter by iice(f): 3:31pm On Jun 12, 2007 |
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| Re: Father And Daughter by Ezinwannem: 7:09pm On Jun 12, 2007 |
lo, funny |
| Re: Father And Daughter by eslynera(f): 2:44pm On Jun 13, 2007 |
ye shameless daddy |
| Re: Father And Daughter by gomez1(m): 2:49pm On Jun 13, 2007 |
Very Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (Out of this World) |
| Re: Father And Daughter by 9ja4eva: 1:47am On Jun 14, 2007 |
lol |
| Re: Father And Daughter by dayour007(m): 2:05am On Jun 14, 2007 |
you really tried |
| Re: Father And Daughter by ikuku(m): 4:43am On Jun 14, 2007 |
Nice one! |
| Re: Father And Daughter by youngabbey: 8:49am On Jun 14, 2007 |
In fact, this is one of the most jokable jokes inthe universe |
| Re: Father And Daughter by desorlah(f): 9:20am On Jun 14, 2007 |
Ye tried!! |
| Re: Father And Daughter by Risto(m): 12:20pm On Jun 14, 2007 |
Bad guy, girl, whichever! |
| Re: Father And Daughter by mimiko(f): 12:30pm On Jun 14, 2007 |
ye da bomb |
| Re: Father And Daughter by karlken(m): 12:39pm On Jun 14, 2007 |
funny but fun  |
| Re: Father And Daughter by ijeane(f): 2:42pm On Jun 15, 2007 |
 VERY VERY FUNNY DAT FATHER MUST BE GREEDY |
| Re: Father And Daughter by Aduks(f): 2:50pm On Jun 15, 2007 |
Protestant indeed! NIce Joke. |
| Re: Father And Daughter by toastedbread: 3:46pm On Aug 05, 2017 |
evablizin what's up with that electrician stuff? hook a brother up na? |
| Re: Father And Daughter by Evablizin(f): 3:50pm On Aug 05, 2017 |
 Bad daughter and Baddest daddy |
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