While i was on internet searching for typical Nigerian traditional wedding list,I came across this and I just wanna ask if it is for real . If this is the list in real life then no man will marry me ooo,except Bill Gate pikin . . . Lol


"People , help oo. My friend has just fainted. He just received the following list from his in-laws for their traditional marriage next year.

This is after he and said wife have been married for about 3 years and 2 kids later."


Insult to the Family For making her have a baby before "marriage"
1. One She Goat
2. One bottle of St. Remy
3. Two Carton of Star Beer
4. Two crates of soft drinks
5. One bottle of native gin
6. Two Bottles of wine
7. N10,000.00

Consultation marriage list for the father (MBUP)
1. 2 bottles of three in one whisky
2. 1 carton of Explendido Brandy
3. 10 litres of native gin
4. 10 cartons of star beer
5. 6 bottles of Gordon Gin
6. 3 cartons of small stout
7. 1 carton of wine
8. 10 Jars of palm wine
9. 3 Heads of Tobacco
10. 3 line stones
11. 3 bunches of cola nuts
12. 1 bottle of grinding sniff
13. 1 roll of Benson and hedges cigarettes
14. 1 packet of matches
15. cash of N5,000.00 for breaking of cola

Full Proper Marriage List for the father
1. 2 pieces of hollandis Wax
2. 1 Chieftaincy shirt
3. 1 hat
4. 1 big towel
5. 1 pair of shoes and socks
6. 1 walking stick
7. 1 wrist watch
8. 1 dozen underwear
9. 1 she goat with N10,000 for cutting goats head
10. Matchet with cover and beet
11. 15 cartons of star beer
12. 5 cartons of champion beer
13. 2 cartons of brandy
14. 3 bottles of 3 in one whisky
15. 1 caron of wine (Don Morris)
16. 5 crates of minerals (Soft drinks)
17. 4 crates of Guinness malt
18. 4 heads of Tobacco
19. 1 bottle of grinding snuff
20. 4 line stones
21. 4 bunches of cola nuts
22. 1 smal basin and knife for the cola nuts
23. 15 Jars of palm win
24. 20 liters of native gin
25. 1 modern brief case with N150,000

For the mother – consultation (MBUP)
1. 6 bottles of campari
2. 4 crates of minerals (soft drinks)
3. 2 crates of Guinness Malts
4. I piece of English wax
5. 1 blouse
6. 1 basin with cover full of crayfish
7. 1 Head tie
8. 2 bags of salt
9. basin with pepper

For the Mother – Full marriage (proper marriage)
1. 2 pieces of Dutch Wax and one lase
2. 3 assorted blouses
3. head tie (canopy)
4. 2 Paris of shoes
5. one wrist watch + 1 dozen of brassiers
6. 1 hand bag and 6 underwear
7. 1 big basin full of crayfish with cover
8. 1 big basin full of pepper with cover
9. 3 bags of salt
10. 1 umbrella
11. 1 suit –case with N50,000
12. 1 caton of Eva wine
13. 1 big bottle of Yago wine
14. 4 crates of Guinness malt
15. 4 crates of minerals (soft ddrinks)
16. 1 bag of rice
17. 5 tubers of yams

Nto Ete (family members)
1. 3 cartons of star beer
2. 1 bottles of St. Remy
3. 3 Jars of palm wine
4. 1 roll of besson and hedges cigarette
5. 1 packets of matches
6. Nka Ekong of N10,000

Youth
1. Football
2. 1 bottle of gin
3. 1 roll of St. Morris cigarette
4. 1 packet of matches
5. N2,000

Iban Nda Usung (Women Vanguard)
1. 1 bottle of wine
2. 1 crates of minerals (soft drink)
3. N1,500 in cash

Grand Father (Uncle)
1. piece of wax loin cloth
2. 1 long sleaves shirt
3. 1 bottle of brandy
4. 1 wrist watch.

EDem Eka
1. 1 carton of beer
2. 1 bottle of brandy
3. 1 Jar of palm wine
4. 1 piece of English wax
5. 1 long sleaves shirt
6. 1 bag of salt


HELP!!!!!!!

Na to run be that o! Or is the bride price for 20 women?

I was going to say the list isn't bad, all you have to do is save little by little. Then I kept scrolling down and down and down. Well since he already has two children with her there is no undoing. He should bring what he wants and write an I owe you for the rest.

this is rubbish

I sure there are grounds for negotiations

If this is ture, I think I now understand the reason several of my female Ibo friends are unmarried! This lis is outright nonsense! I hope they won't give me a list like this or anything close. It's sheer wickedness to put a burden of this magnitude on the young man and his family. If this is what they want, they do not expect young guys to marry their daughter. Maybe the expectation is that you must have worked for 10 or more years, be a politician or go and do mone rituals. They don't seem to care about the source of your wealth.

I've heard from a semi reliable source that her bride price will be N250,000 and I'm not complaining. What will make me burst into laughter is if anyone brings this kind of list. Benson and Hedges ko, Rothmans ni. Na me send them come Lagos. You need to respect your in-laws and thank them for raising your bride. You should have been doing that all along, but I think this list could be a big burden.

People should give us an estimated cost of this list? Sure it's in millions!!! Maybe I need to visit the native man in Ihiala first before marriage.

Menn this is threatning especially in this ur presnt economy, but @ poster just found ot that that list belong to the ibibios, cos some of those native words used are of ibibios(akwa ibom) not ibon GOD will help us

Now I understand why ujujoan wants to marry a rich man.Look at all these poor men screaming poverty here

PLEASE WHICH VILLAGE IS THE BRIDE FROM?

THIS IS IMPORTANT. I NEED TO KNOW ASAP.

First,this list is from either akwa ibom or cross rivers state.Again,i see no wow factor with this list aside the monies supposedly meant for the brides parents.How come u all dont yap abt white weddings abi is that one free?

amosexy:

My friend has just fainted

Una see why its gud 2 hv female children.

^^ Abi oooo, Tell that to ifyalways that's running away from female children

Yepa ! this list has been upgraded.

jennykadry:

Now I understand why ujujoan wants to marry a rich man.Look at all these poor men screaming poverty here

ROTFLMAO

lol Jenny.keep ur girl children for my boys and start now to compile ur list.OP claimed she is igbo and yet words like "nto_ete,edem eka,nka ekong" did not sound strange to her ears,oh chim.

Ify,

I didnt say i was igbo, i said if the traditional lists are like this be it yoruba or igbo or Hausa, i might not be getting married in another 20 years. I said Igbo becos i cant differenciate Igbo from from the Calabars, I've alwayz belivd they all are the same. i was just searching for a traditional wedding list on google, then i came aross that . God help us.

The whole thing in that list is a little over $1000 and the average price for a diamond ring is $3000. What is wrong with Africans?. Besides, the Igbos and their neighbors presenty lists to their inlaws and expect them to bid on it. In most cases, 90% of the requirements are not fulfilled because in Igboland they believe that the rites for marriage can never fully be satisfied until death do the couple part.

Is this to open a supermarket?

^^^ No . . . it's to marry a wife?

What did you say about an application again

^^eerm, how many women did the man marry from this family

Ujujoan:

^^^ No . . . it's to marry a wife?

What did you say about an application again

A wife or marry a clan.

My application is still on, Shebi you are not Igbo?

^^with a name like ojujujoan

amosexy:

Ify,

I didnt say i was igbo, i said if the traditional lists are like this be it yoruba or igbo or Hausa, i might not be getting married in another 20 years. I said Igbo becos i cant differenciate Igbo from from the Calabars, I've alwayz belivd they all are the same. i was just searching for a traditional wedding list on google, then i came aross that . God help us.

You are not Igbo,u saw this online and concluded its an Igbo list?u cant differentiate Igbo from Calabar oh well @Dayo,go siddon for shyte!

^^ Shey you go follow me go?

Thank God that your sister is from Kwara and not demand for all these.

D man who scored 2 goals b4 goin 2 marry d woman deserves d list. If he's not hooked, he can always walk away.

how do our parents know the goat is a she or he, matured etc??

the list is not bad for a guy who got head on his shoulder.

The same way anyone who looks at you even in army fatique would still see the volumptous boobi and ikebe

Father
9. 1 she goat with N10,000 for cutting goats head
22. 1 small basin and knife
for the cola
nuts

to cut goat head, u go pay too?

Youth:
3. 1 roll of St. Morris cigarette
4. 1 packet of matches

no wonder thier youths get very black lips , 

, This one na suicide list, Lol

Here I was Thinking Saga and BusyBody's List is. . . . . . . Oh Well

I'm still laughing

savanaha:

I was going to say the list isn't bad, all you have to do is save little by little. Then I kept scrolling down and down and down. Well since he already has two children with her there is no undoing. He should bring what he wants and write an I owe you for the rest.

[b][/b] and close case