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Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 3:49pm On Jan 26, 2011 |
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 3:50pm On Jan 26, 2011 |
A CEO, confused with his mathematics asked his secretary: If I give u N2million less 17%, how much will you take off? Sec: "Everything Sir, shoes, dress, bra, pant, everything |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 3:51pm On Jan 26, 2011 |
i have seen it b4:seat in the front row recycled joke:under the canopy by my ryt stale:no empty seats u all welcomed |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by micklplus(m): 10:59am On Jan 27, 2011 |
Nice one! Cheers |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by eldav(m): 3:05pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
Dry! |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 3:22pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
@shakara4u try make sense abeg |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 3:39pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
Dry! his here again wit dual identity, u have always got my bak, attacked ur other i.d(stud)and u here now all of a suden callin my jokes dry, gerrout n b ursef try make sense abeg bu tellin pple her a little gal slapped and kick u out of her house this mornin ryt? |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 3:47pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
so? |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 3:50pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
go get a job,an accomodation, and stop been a jerk for women to b beating around |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 3:59pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
u must be out of ur element, |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 4:07pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
does that really make sense to u? majored in chemistry,ask me wats an element, lemme school u boy |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by eldav(m): 4:14pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
shakra u calin me names? since when? bros trust me,u dnt wanna start word battle wif me. go and ask |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 4:23pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
u dont even know wat chemistry or an atom means, ged a life pls and stop trailing me like a wretch |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 4:29pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
u dont even know wat chemistry or an atom means, ged a life pls and stop [b]trailing [/b]me like a wretch u on my thread bros trust me,u dnt wanna start word battle wif me. and who d hell are u anybody can create/use two i.d's mstweeeeeeeeeeeee |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by eldav(m): 4:31pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
eerm,who b dis nailson? u still dey learn talk? guy drex enta gutta,ur yarns dey stale. |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 4:33pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
2SHAKARA am on ur thread cuss i wish to be. stop being a nuisance . ure like a feather . .gonna be plucked off soonest @eldav my yarns dey stale cuss ur life is stale, so everytin around u gonna be stale for real |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 4:37pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
too busy to ignore u, anybody home |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by tunnex190: 4:40pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
I have seen it b4 too |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 4:43pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
take a seat with ur type by d left hand corner, |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 4:48pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
shakara4u:better for ur peace of mind |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by eldav(m): 4:49pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
nailson My lyf is sooo gud nd swit nd smells nyc 2. so stick around,nd who knws,ur nonentity status may b upgraded |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 5:05pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
just like urs was upgraded 2minutes ago |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Kunbee: 11:40pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
This jokes are as dry as ila to ti ko |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Idowuogbo(f): 11:43pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
eldav dont bother wiv him o , d guy has kuruna he has no humour at all dry joookeeee if u curse me i will finish u in dis ur boring thread |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by bashydemy(m): 4:32am On Jan 28, 2011 |
this studio no go change |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by eldav(m): 9:21am On Jan 28, 2011 |
My breadcrumbs how r u darlin? |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 9:50am On Jan 28, 2011 |
gud mornin house |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 1:13pm On Jan 28, 2011 |
This jokes are as dry as ila to ti ko[/quote] |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 2:59pm On Jan 28, 2011 |
i see u watching . , stop hating. |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Kunbee: 2:57am On Jan 29, 2011 |
Shakara first of all, if you want to The Eminence Kunbee, you have to learn how to insert quotes well Secondly, i don't care if nl is made for people that speak Spanish, i will express myself however i please Thirdly, will you give me money to start a thread? Besides if i start a thread i don't want it to be as dry as this jokes so comprende? |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Idowuogbo(f): 2:33pm On Jan 29, 2011 |
^tell am o my dear borrrringgg boRRiNg. Borrring Trows knockout ANd runS out |
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 1:41pm On Jan 31, 2011 |
Insert Quote and she keeps running back to the same boring thread, take a seat and bleep off Shakara first of all, if you want to The Eminence Kunbee, you have to learn how to insert quotes well that brings out the type of lady in you, wrote just a line and youh here writing paragraphs, keep coming back to the boring thread |
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