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Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 3:49pm On Jan 26, 2011
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop

My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 3:50pm On Jan 26, 2011
A CEO, confused with his mathematics asked his secretary: If I give u N2million less 17%, how much will you take off?



Sec: "Everything Sir, shoes, dress, bra, pant, everything
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 3:51pm On Jan 26, 2011
i have seen it b4:seat in the front row


recycled joke:under the canopy by my ryt


stale:no empty seats

u all welcomed
Re: Girls Nyt Out by micklplus(m): 10:59am On Jan 27, 2011
Nice one! Cheers
Re: Girls Nyt Out by eldav(m): 3:05pm On Jan 27, 2011
Dry!
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 3:22pm On Jan 27, 2011
@shakara4u
try make sense abeg grin
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 3:39pm On Jan 27, 2011
Dry!

his here again wit dual identity, u have always got my bak, attacked ur other i.d(stud)and u here now all of a suden callin my jokes dry, gerrout n b ursef

try make sense abeg

bu tellin pple her a little gal slapped and kick u out of her house this mornin ryt?
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 3:47pm On Jan 27, 2011
so? undecided
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 3:50pm On Jan 27, 2011
go get a job,an accomodation, and stop been a jerk for women to b beating around
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 3:59pm On Jan 27, 2011
u must be out of ur element, grin
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 4:07pm On Jan 27, 2011
does that really make sense to u?

majored in chemistry,ask me wats an element,

lemme school u boy
Re: Girls Nyt Out by eldav(m): 4:14pm On Jan 27, 2011
shakra

u calin me names?

since when?

bros trust me,u dnt wanna start word battle wif me.

go and ask
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 4:23pm On Jan 27, 2011
u dont even know wat chemistry or an atom means, ged a life pls and stop trailing me like a wretch smiley
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 4:29pm On Jan 27, 2011
u dont even know wat chemistry or an atom means, ged a life pls and stop [b]trailing [/b]me like a wretch

u on my thread

bros trust me,u dnt wanna start word battle wif me.

and who d hell are u

anybody can create/use two i.d's

mstweeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Girls Nyt Out by eldav(m): 4:31pm On Jan 27, 2011
eerm,who b dis nailson?

u still dey learn talk?

guy drex enta gutta,ur yarns dey stale.
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 4:33pm On Jan 27, 2011
2SHAKARA

am on ur thread cuss i wish to be. stop being a nuisance . ure like a feather . .gonna be plucked off soonest cool
@eldav
my yarns dey stale cuss ur life is stale, so everytin around u gonna be stale for real
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 4:37pm On Jan 27, 2011
too busy to ignore u,

anybody home
Re: Girls Nyt Out by tunnex190: 4:40pm On Jan 27, 2011
I have seen it b4 too
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 4:43pm On Jan 27, 2011
take a seat with ur type by d left hand corner,
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 4:48pm On Jan 27, 2011
shakara4u:

too busy to ignore u,

anybody home
better for ur peace of mind
Re: Girls Nyt Out by eldav(m): 4:49pm On Jan 27, 2011
nailson

My lyf is sooo gud nd swit nd smells nyc 2.

so stick around,nd who knws,ur nonentity status may b upgraded
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 5:05pm On Jan 27, 2011
just like urs was upgraded 2minutes ago smiley
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Kunbee: 11:40pm On Jan 27, 2011
This jokes are as dry as ila to ti ko
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Idowuogbo(f): 11:43pm On Jan 27, 2011
eldav dont bother wiv him o , d guy has kuruna
he has no humour at all dry joookeeee tongue tongue tongue tongue
if u curse me i will finish u in dis ur boring thread grin grin grin grin
Re: Girls Nyt Out by bashydemy(m): 4:32am On Jan 28, 2011
this studio no go change
Re: Girls Nyt Out by eldav(m): 9:21am On Jan 28, 2011
My breadcrumbs

how r u darlin?
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 9:50am On Jan 28, 2011
gud mornin house smiley
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 1:13pm On Jan 28, 2011
This jokes are as dry as ila to ti ko[/quote]

do u tink NL is only for pple that understand yoruba?cant remeber d last tym u started a thead,

if u curse me i will finish u in dis your boring thread

Idowu again,
gud mornin house

did u read this?
nailson

My lyf is sooo gud nd swit nd smells nyc 2.

so stick around,nd who knws,your nonentity status may b upgraded
eldav dont bother wiv him o , d guy has kuruna
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Nelson6(m): 2:59pm On Jan 28, 2011
i see u watching . , stop hating.
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Kunbee: 2:57am On Jan 29, 2011
Shakara first of all, if you want to The Eminence Kunbee, you have to learn how to insert quotes well undecided

Secondly, i don't care if nl is made for people that speak Spanish, i will express myself however i please cool

Thirdly, will you give me money to start a thread? Besides if i start a thread i don't want it to be as dry as this jokes so comprende?
Re: Girls Nyt Out by Idowuogbo(f): 2:33pm On Jan 29, 2011
^tell am o my dear borrrringgg boRRiNg. Borrring
Trows knockout ANd runS out grin grin grin
Re: Girls Nyt Out by shakara4u(m): 1:41pm On Jan 31, 2011
Insert Quote
^tell am o my dear borrrringgg boRRiNg. Borrring
Trows knockout ANd runS out

and she keeps running back to the same boring thread, take a seat and bleep off

Shakara first of all, if you want to The Eminence Kunbee, you have to learn how to insert quotes well

Secondly, i don't care if nl is made for people that speak Spanish, i will express myself however i please

Thirdly, will you give me money to start a thread? Besides if i start a thread i don't want it to be as dry as this jokes so comprende

that brings out the type of lady in you, wrote just a line and youh here writing paragraphs, keep coming back to the boring thread

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