"Kisumu" in Kenya? Trust Kenyans for certain weirdy weirds...it's in Kenya that two sisters eat bars of soaps comfortably.

I saw Kisumu...that must be a Kenyan. Those people act weird.

Iceberg3:
He must be a coneheaded structure.

hahahah.

Iceberg3:
He must be a coneheaded structure.

Or a flat headed hater.

Normal normal, you shouldn't add hobbies to your cv except those hobbies are in line with the job you're applying for.
Hopefully a cougar/milf boss would see this and pick him

Iceberg3:
He must be a coneheaded structure.

Yeah, coneheaded the fucker of flatheaded structures.

funny

LexngtonSteele:


Eyah, your sisters don hear am from them abi?

#yorubademon#

This guy may get the job most especially when the HR is a female that loves sex and she is willing to know how long and how well he can perform that task effectively

The HR manager would be wondering if this wasn't a serial rapist �

Pentolution:
Here was what an applicant wrote as his hobby in his résumé.

Source: LinkedIn

Now the curious HR would want to see the crazy fellow, thereby inviting him for an interview where he could wow them and turn tides. Sharp warri boy

He Applied for a pornographer job

Very funny.


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Michelle55:
This one off me

na this kind thing them take dey see you spoilt child.
You need Deliverance
Come and collect deliverance you no agree

His certificates should be sent for verification. I suspect he was a classmate of one politician from one village I have worked before in old Bendel state but now in Edo state and formerly in Beni kingdom that used to be old Western region.
I like the applicant for being factual unlike this man I am talking about.

atleast, he's being sincere

He said the truth now, u people are crucifying him.


If he lie now, u people will still prosecute him.

ehinmowo:
One thing I have come to understand beyond anything else is that with humans there is no universal law.

As absurd as that might be, he could get a job through that. That CV could fall into the hands of a cougar that would employ him and probably turn his life around. Life is very unpredictable.

you're right bro..

He'll get the job because of his honesty.

Pentolution:
Here was what an applicant wrote as his hobby in his résumé.

Source: LinkedIn

Honesty is the best policy

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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

The applicant must be a real niggarrr
A realist



You must be a real niggarrr
This life dey funny really
Remember those day when i work with ihovbor electrical power plant,Nipp! national integrated power project in Benin city
During the interview. I bodly tell the admin say i dey smoke weed

When the list of the people when them employ come out. My name was among

Are u serious?

ehinmowo:
One thing I have come to understand beyond anything else is that with humans there is no universal law.

As absurd as that might be, he could get a job through that. That CV could fall into the hands of a cougar that would employ him and probably turn his life around. Life is very unpredictable.

or someone who will see the quality of honesty in him, a thing he has been looking for. funny enough, the owners of the company are less likely to reject him than some stuupid HRs. i have come to realize that true business men, especially the highly successful ones, understand life better than many people. they understand what 'career' people do not understand.

if the true business man rejects him, you can bet it is not because he thinks the guys is immoral or that he is unprofessional. it could be for another reason which majority of you cannot think of, but will leave you thinking deep, if he tells you.

Maybe he's applying for a job at a baby factory

The CV could belong to a female for all I care...

All these Nympho on nairaland.

ehinmowo:
One thing I have come to understand beyond anything else is that with humans there is no universal law.

As absurd as that might be, he could get a job through that. That CV could fall into the hands of a cougar that would employ him and probably turn his life around. Life is very unpredictable.

Loud am.

sunshineV:
I hope hope HR and clerks are not female cus this Nigga warned u

What if there is a female HR that's looking for husband. This could be an opportunity to know or want to meet this guy to know if he is capable of what he says.

just2endowed:


What if there is a female HR that's looking for husband. This could be an opportunity to know or want to meet this guy to know if he is capable of what he says.

what if he's just a fucker not a keeper?

I recall those days of pen pals and people would add same to their hobbies and I'm like what do these people really mean sef

Pentolution:
Here was what an applicant wrote as his hobby in his résumé.

Source: LinkedIn

Iceberg3:
He must be a coneheaded structure.

Tribal bigot spotted

Well the only rule we should be looking at is whether his Love Making Hobby is related to the position he is applying for?

How are we sure having the desire, stamina and endowment to constantly make love and have sex, is not directly related to the position he is applying for?

Are we saying love making cannot be my hobby, if it is something I enjoy doing often? Does that make me promiscuous? What if the hobby is to try various kinky stuff with my wife or girlfriend?

Does making love and enjoying it make me a bad person? I doubt it does. I believe we just judge this particular hobby on the principle that in CVs you should generally include hobbies that are related to developing skills for the job. And if i were to interview him, I would ask him to explain how this hobby affects or has prepared him to be a better candidate for the position he is applying for. It is hypocrisies and lack of thought that make us scream and shout because we read "Love Making". Meanwhile secretly some of you will sleep with your sisters if given the chance.

I do not see anything wrong with such a hobby if he can develop skills and experiences that will make him a good staff/personnel. In fact I'll score him for honesty. Then try to understand why he put that in his CV and judge him based on his own merit with respect to how much he knows the job and can work in a team meet deadlines and follow constituted authority, etc.

sunshineV:



what if he's just a fucker not a keeper?

Lol