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Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by snthesis(m): 11:46am On Jan 28, 2011
Wife: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again? 
Husband: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do!

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Ok Ok I'd get married again,

Wife: So would you both live in our house?
Husband: Sure its a great house, 

Wife: Would you both live together
Husband: Of course.

Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: Probably, its almost new, 

Wife: Would you replace my picture with her?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do,

Wife: Would you give her my jewelry? 
Husband: No I am sure, she would want her own

Wife: Would you give her my shoes?
Husband: No her size is 5,

Wife: , (Silence) angry angry angry
Husband: Shitttt, !!! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by eldav(m): 12:32pm On Jan 28, 2011
E n0r funny.

thanks!
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by ARareGem(f): 12:48pm On Jan 28, 2011
Funny smiley
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by snthesis(m): 1:05pm On Jan 28, 2011
eldav:

E n0r funny.

thanks!
olodo tongue tongue

ARareGem:

Funny smiley
tanx grin grin
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by WackyJ1(m): 1:28pm On Jan 28, 2011
Lolz, Poster you try
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by eldav(m): 1:32pm On Jan 28, 2011
synthesis

mehn ur mouth dey smell,nd e dey make me dizzy.

shift bck.

dirty yoruba dude.
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by snthesis(m): 2:03pm On Jan 28, 2011
eldav:


dirty yoruba dude.
Anuofia, ewu- is dat berra !!! grin grin grin
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by eldav(m): 2:08pm On Jan 28, 2011
bros

easy mehnn,na joke area b dis

n0r dey take tins personal.

odi egwu o.
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by snthesis(m): 2:46pm On Jan 28, 2011
E kwere m ka ayị kpa udo grin grin grin
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by Nelson6(m): 2:51pm On Jan 28, 2011
udo eji eme gini?

@pposter
nice one der grin
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by eldav(m): 2:52pm On Jan 28, 2011
Olee etu isiri choo ka anyi kpaa ya?
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by gwuraiyke: 3:38pm On Jan 28, 2011
please don't derail this tread
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by Nelson6(m): 4:24pm On Jan 28, 2011
candid advice cool
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by Chrisplus(m): 10:49pm On Jan 28, 2011
tanx 4 nothing, u rili knw hw 2 spoil time
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by StudioCFR(m): 5:44am On Jan 29, 2011
the topic no rhyme with the joke cuz from what i read, he answered all the questions the lousy wife asked.
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by BossTtdiamonds(m): 11:16am On Jan 29, 2011
Igbo people self. . . . . . . .mstcheeeeeeew
b4 you know, na how em' go kidnap studio em' go dey talk. . . . .
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by StudioCFR(m): 3:34pm On Jan 29, 2011
thats why i dey always wakka with escort cuz of the billions in my account. mtchew
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by EfemenaXY: 12:30am On Jan 30, 2011
@poster - clever joke

I like it - shows women still reign superior, abi?? tongue tongue tongue
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by snthesis(m): 10:53pm On Jan 30, 2011
Efe are u a feminist
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by EfemenaXY: 11:21pm On Jan 30, 2011
^^ Guilty, as charged - m'lord tongue tongue tongue
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by WackyJ1(m): 4:59am On Jan 31, 2011
Efemena_xy:

^^ Guilty, as charged - m'lord tongue tongue tongue
Noooooo!
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by gwuraiyke: 8:13am On Jan 31, 2011
Studio CFR:
thats why i dey always wakka with escort cuz of the billions in my account. mtchew

STUDIO WHERE D MONEY DEY? FOR UR MIND ABI? KEEP D DREAM ALIVE.

Efemena_xy:

^^ Guilty, as charged - m'lord tongue tongue tongue

EFE YOU BETTER REPENT THIS YEAR
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by snthesis(m): 2:05pm On Jan 31, 2011
Efemena_xy:

^^ Guilty, as charged - m'lord tongue tongue tongue
i hereby sentence u to 1 week wet hardlabour in Badoski condominium grin grin grin
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by shakara4u(m): 2:57pm On Jan 31, 2011
i hereby sentence u to 1 week wet hardlabour in [b]Badoski [/b]condominium

ope u ain't referin to dat lousy pikin, if yes,then Efe will prefer kirikiri grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by Nelson6(m): 10:24am On Feb 01, 2011
poor sweet Efe smiley
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by Bella87(f): 6:10pm On Feb 01, 2011
lol grin
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by shakara4u(m): 6:18pm On Feb 01, 2011
poor sweet Efe

bitter truth
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by bashydemy(m): 7:40am On Feb 02, 2011
^^ you like to dey find trouble up and down
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by Nelson6(m): 10:07am On Feb 02, 2011
who?
Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by bashydemy(m): 11:03am On Feb 02, 2011
The poster above me

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