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Checkout Naija Wives Text Message & Their Husbands Reply by kglamour(m): 9:31pm On Feb 07, 2013
9ja husbands r mean & Cool.
Recently, A pastor was with a
women’s congregation and he
made these requests of them:
Pastor (question): Can those with
husbands raise up their hands?
Ladies: (They all raised their
hands).
Pastor (question): How many of
you love your husbands?
Ladies: (They all raised their
hands)
Pastor (question): Are you sure
ladies before God? Can I
prophesy?
Ladies: Yes!!!
Pastor (question): When did you
last tell your husbands that “you
love him?"
Ladies: (Various answers but
some of them said)- “today
when leaving the house”, “last
night”, "when we went to bed”,
“This morning when I woke up”,
etc...etc...
Pastor: Each one of you should
send a message of “I love you”
to your husband right now.
Ladies: They all sent the text
message “I love you” 2der
hubbies
Pastor said: Now exchange your
phones pls
Ladies: They all exchanged their
phones
Pastor: Read out loud the replies
from ur husbands pls.
Below are the replies to the
messages from their various
husbands:
1. Is this message lost
2. Aaaah who is this Sori
wrong number pls.
3. Am I dreaming??
4. What is the matter!!??
5. What exactly do you mean??!!
6. You need money again
abi!!?
7. Hey! Did you smash my
car!!!
8.The message should be sent
back to the intended owner!!!!
9. To hell Jor!!!!!!!!!
10. I will beat you to death today
until you tell me for whom the
message was intended!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!!
Re: Checkout Naija Wives Text Message & Their Husbands Reply by Sunnycliff(m): 9:59pm On Feb 07, 2013
Hmmm! Does it mean that naija men are dat suspicious of their wives? na lie o

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