Ehen, welcome to my topic, na me hail pass ooo! E don tay since I come write for Naira Land, so I think say may I greet una...

As Christmas go don reach in just 6mths and as Coro don keep us for house since, I get time spy pictures wey I don take, I think say make I share my 'Festive Oyinbo P u s s y' with una! P u s s y's wey dey for UK eh, dem no sabi hw life bi for P u s s y's wey dey for 9ja... dem just dey for house, play with toys anyhow, chop like say tomorrow no go come and enjoy being stroked / brushed! Imagine say I now come carry this my P u s s y, enta 9ja, e bi like say e go get heart attack straight! Shot, I no fit shout, my P u s s y lives like a Queen - no bi say anything.

*Lucky say dem no born me for Calaba ooo! I for turn my P u s s y into one confirm pepe soup

Dem P u s s y's wey I come dey see for 9ja eh, most, no fine at all.... dem don get some kind look, wey I kwn say dem neva chop, dem no like make u pet am, dem often smell some how, because I knw say dem neva bath. In fact, e bi like say most P u s s y's neva even live for house, na street P u s s y dem bi.

This one no bi say 9ja carry last oOo, most believe say P u s s y na evil spirit wey no make brain (each entitled to their own opinion) for me eh, as na Gods creation e bi, na so I care for am when in need... this my own P u s s y, I don rescue am sef, so I think say na beta thing I dey do sha.

Although say my P u s s y don live like Queen eh, I still go woze am beta slap reach e ear if e wan misbehave!!

As u don read this far now eh, u go knw say na 'cat' I dey talk of, na P u s s y.... dem wey don rush open the link, think say na different thing dem wan see, abegieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee may thunder fire una!! NONSENSE, RUBBISH LOOOOL! Make I no donate slap give una ear.... Na Oyinbo Pepper I bi ooo, so this my P u s s y na Oyinbo P u s s y.... this picture sef na festive!!

No judge a book by im cover, some Oyinbo sabi well well, me sef - na one of dem!!

Much love, ur Oyinbo Princess & Tippy (the Festive P u s s y) xoxox

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PS - even Naira Land sef wan change P u s s y by auto to kitty-cat, na wa ooo.....

I expect to see pussy