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Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by XshegzzyeeiX: 4:01pm On Jul 14, 2020
ybalogs:
*One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.*

*Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.*


*But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.*

*I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.*

*I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.*

*The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.*

*Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,*

*"I know my right!"*

*This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.*

*Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.*

*If your lawyer is shouting,*

*"we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.*

*It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.*

*Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria. Ihedioha can testify.*

*I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.*

*That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.*

*I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.*

*I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.*

*I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.*

*Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.*

*If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.*

*Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.*

*Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.*

*Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.*

*Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.*

*Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.*

*Avoid people who talk too much.*

*Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.*

*Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.*

*Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.*

*Stop saying things like,*

*" Do you know who I am?"*

*"I no dey fear anybody!"*

*"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"*

*Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun �.*

Good morning all
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by Lotusflowerbomb: 4:21pm On Jul 14, 2020
With their pot bellies, they can't even keep fit. The NPF is an apology undecided
Look at even the age backret for joining, it has limited alot of people who are interested. Countries like Australia and Canada. You can join any age from 16-50 years.
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by donem: 4:22pm On Jul 14, 2020
ybalogs:
*One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.*

*Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.*


*But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.*

*I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.*

*I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.*

*The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.*

*Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,*

*"I know my right!"*

*This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.*

*Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.*

*If your lawyer is shouting,*

*"we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.*

*It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.*

*Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria. Ihedioha can testify.*

*I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.*

*That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.*

*I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.*

*I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.*

*I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.*

*Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.*

*If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.*

*Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.*

*Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.*

*Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.*

*Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.*

*Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.*

*Avoid people who talk too much.*

*Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.*

*Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.*

*Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.*

*Stop saying things like,*

*" Do you know who I am?"*

*"I no dey fear anybody!"*

*"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"*

*Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun �.*

Good morning all
Well-done sir you are good to go
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by GodShowmemercy(f): 4:28pm On Jul 14, 2020
[quote author=ybalogs post=91693010]*One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.*

*Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.*


*But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.*

*I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.*

*I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get
wow! U get Liver
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by Futurejoy(f): 4:34pm On Jul 14, 2020
Catabolism:
squint eyes
The eye must sharp Wella to differentiate 50 Naira from 20 Naira

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Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by rickdan: 4:37pm On Jul 14, 2020
the site no deh gree load again o undecided
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by Roon9(m): 4:47pm On Jul 14, 2020
Skinnienigga:


The condition is called "strabismus," and can also be referred to as "a squint" or "crossed eye."

Try dey read before you "correct" people.

Ouch
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by Neddyogu(m): 5:35pm On Jul 14, 2020
RTSC:
What has height, bow leg, K leg and teeth got to do with proper policing?

How u wan take run after criminal with bow or k-leg?
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by RTSC: 6:15pm On Jul 14, 2020
Neddyogu:

How u wan take run after criminal with bow or k-leg?
Bow leg don pursue you before? They are very fast runners.
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by pafun(m): 6:34pm On Jul 14, 2020
RTSC:
What has height, bow leg, K leg and teeth got to do with proper policing?

My brother dat matter get K-leg o cheesy
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by RTSC: 6:34pm On Jul 14, 2020
pafun:

My brother dat matter get K-leg o cheesy
lol
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by earnit3: 7:16pm On Jul 14, 2020
oh
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by Neddyogu(m): 8:16pm On Jul 14, 2020
RTSC:

Bow leg don pursue you before?
They are very fast runners.

grin grin
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by noble2faith(m): 11:04pm On Jul 14, 2020
Vulcanheph:
The Nigerian police is among the three kinds of jobs i'll never go for, the others are:

The Nigerian army

N.E.P.A. (or whatever they are called now.)

O God of Israel! My bro from different parents!
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by jamze: 12:03am On Jul 15, 2020
Abeg, how much constables dey collect for NPF...some are saying 40k while some 60k, which is corret
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by Ishilove: 2:30am On Jul 15, 2020
coldFLARES1:
grin I see a remote connection.

After all, topic is about criteria for recruiting a fresh batch of 'law enforcement' officers that are capable of conjuring up misery for anyone that crosses their path.

I'm not sentimental. We should learn not to do the right things at the wrong time. What stopped him from creating another thread to drop his words on marble instead of writing an epistle that will distract people from the purpose of the thread?

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Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by edudguy(m): 8:29am On Jul 15, 2020
ybalogs:
*One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.*

*Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.*


*But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.*

*I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.*

*I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.*

*The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.*

*Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,*

*"I know my right!"*

*This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.*

*Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.*

*If your lawyer is shouting,*

*"we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.*

*It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.*

*Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria. Ihedioha can testify.*

*I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.*

*That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.*

*I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.*

*I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.*

*I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.*

*Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.*

*If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.*

*Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.*

*Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.*

*Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.*

*Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.*

*Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.*

*Avoid people who talk too much.*

*Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.*

*Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.*

*Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.*

*Stop saying things like,*

*" Do you know who I am?"*

*"I no dey fear anybody!"*

*"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"*

*Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun �.*

Good morning all
Na God go bless you
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by lilfresh96(m): 8:42am On Jul 15, 2020
who Hass done his registration so far, the side is always sending an error message
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by babtunns(m): 8:45am On Jul 15, 2020
lilfresh96:
who Hass done his registration so far,
the side is always sending an error message

Same thing I came here to ask o
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by DukeJenrus: 4:42am On Jul 16, 2020
Link has been sent to your email but has not seen it yet to process my application
Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by cardoctor(m): 7:49am On Jul 17, 2020
Cultists, armed robbers, rapists, bandits, thugs, murderers and all criminal record and non record holders since childhood may apply. That's what the force is made up of anyway.

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