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Jesus Is Coming Again by Lexyhearts(f): 3:30pm On Jun 15, 2007 |
In the public hospital of Itaguaí (RJ) last weekend was born a girl with hands joined together, like one who's praying. The doctors told the parents that they would operate the hands of that girl, and that they would give her antistatic. The operation was easy because it seemed like the hands were simple glued together one membrane (skin) layer apart. When they opened up the hand of that child, you can't imagine what was written, JESUS IS COMING BACK, The doctors started weeping and all that were in the hospital. The suburb of Itaguaí is undergoing a movement now, People that have withdrawn from church are going back and others are receiving Jesus Christ as the only savior. God send that child simply to convey that message. After a few hours she died: JESUS IS COMING BACK I have received now I'm passing on!!! The Lord of Lords is coming back. "Seek you the LORD while HE may be found, call you upon Him while He is near:" Isaiah 55:6 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by hyelamart: 3:43pm On Jun 15, 2007 |
thanks man, we really nid 2 get close 2 God. jesus is comin soon, the signs are every where. lets think about this 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Lexyhearts(f): 4:48pm On Jun 15, 2007 |
u are welcome but i am a lady |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Iboroime(f): 2:34am On Jun 18, 2007 |
It's no joke that the Lord is coming back!!! |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Lexyhearts(f): 12:59pm On Jun 18, 2007 |
so what |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by shyman1: 12:43pm On Jun 23, 2007 |
Hi Lexyhearts! I'm just concern of what you have posted about this baby girl. Do you know where is the source of this news? Do you know if this is a real story? Please explain. We need to become responsible of what we are sharing. I hope you've got my point. shy_man |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by kcee2: 1:53pm On Jun 23, 2007 |
thanks for that with what is happening now someone don't need a magic to tell that God is coming again so thanks for I'm on my way to that kingdom where he promise to keep us 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Esss(m): 3:46pm On Jun 23, 2007 |
What is happening now that hasn't happened before, Please I'd like to know cos all this spiritual stuff is really beginning to piss me off, The other day someone said a statue of mary somewhere in the world was crying blood, and all sorts of bullcrap stories like that, Y'all need to get your minds right and live your lives, This whole world coming to an end shit is making people all over the world live their life's in perpetual fear of something that no bloody person on earth has any proof of, except what was written in the bible, So until someone has a video showing this girls birth, the joined hand and the surgery leading up to the discovery, then I suggest you stop spreading such crap and give us some jokes, |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Lexyhearts(f): 6:03pm On Jun 24, 2007 |
shy_man: i wish i know the source of this story but it is real.one of my friend just send it to me but i will try to find out.i will let you know if i get the source.remember jesus is coming again |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Palbony: 7:32pm On Jun 24, 2007 |
@ nairaland users pls sum1 remind lexyhearts, this forum is 4 jokes. @ lexyhearts hope u weren't tryn to tell a joke. If u were, u were pretty dry. lol! |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Lexyhearts(f): 7:57pm On Jun 24, 2007 |
i apologise for putting this story though its not a joke.i just wanted to remind my fellows that jesus is coming again.this story really touched my heart so i just felt i should share it with those interested at this site.for those i hurt by putting a story wch is not a joke at the jokes site ,i am really sorry but i know it will help others the same way it did to me.pliz open ur hearts and accept my apology. thank you. |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Esss(m): 8:19pm On Jun 24, 2007 |
When I was born, I had a tatoo on one of my butt cheeks which read (I dont give a Bleep), Maybe it also means something, Lexyheart I feel u, but I dont want to be reading all these religious propaganda in a room that is for jokes, If I want to hear about a kid that could recite the bible at birth I would be in the religous rooms, So please dont feel bad if we make fun of your post but I laughed my butt of after I read it, Honest It was really funny, If it were my kid, I would shoot the little beast dead and bury it in the evil forest, What kind of kid is born with a tattoo, You agree with me when I say that kid is a freak, It must be a devil baby, damien |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Lexyhearts(f): 8:37pm On Jun 24, 2007 |
@ESSSS You MAKE ME LOUGH,You ARE VERY FUNNY ,IS IT TRUE THAT THAT U WR BORN W A TATTOO |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Esss(m): 8:42pm On Jun 24, 2007 |
if i was, i'm sure my peeps would also done the same to me, |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Lexyhearts(f): 8:44pm On Jun 24, 2007 |
DO You WANT ME TO DIE LOUGHING MORE FUNNY STUFF PLIZ |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Esss(m): 9:02pm On Jun 24, 2007 |
didnt you freak out when you recieved the mail about the tattooed baby?? Just imagine giving bath to a baby that can walk at birth, or a child that was born wearing a tee-shirt that said jesus is on the way, there is nothing biblical bout that, thats just weird. |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Lexyhearts(f): 9:17pm On Jun 24, 2007 |
IS THAT REALLY TRUE.HOW CAN A BABY WALK FROM BIRTH I CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE MYSELF IN THAT SITUATION.GIVE BIRTH AND SEE MY BABY WALKING IN THE HOSPITAL .WHO TOLD YOU ALL THIS STORIES I WISH TO HEAR MORE THEY ARE VERY STRANGE.I THOUGHT THEY WERE FUNNY BUT I AM FEELING THE STRANGE PART OF IT.AND ALSO GIVING BIRTH TO A BABY WEARING T-SHIRT WRITTEN JESUS IS ON HIS WAY.I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT, WHO WOULD HAVE PUT ON THE T-SHIRT WHILE THE BABY IS STILL IN THE STOMACH.THATS UNBELIEVABLE.I CANNOT IMAGINE ALL THIS HAPPENING TO ME . .I CAN'T BEAR THAT IN MY MIND.THEY ARE REALLY WEIRD. |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Esss(m): 9:41pm On Jun 24, 2007 |
Lexy all I'm trying to say is that christians these days will take any out of ordinary thing as a miracle, instead of running for their dear lifes. A woman who was dead, and was in the morgue rose up after three days and instead of somebody shooting her, they go and make her a pastor, That is just plain freaky, |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Lexyhearts(f): 12:39pm On Jun 25, 2007 |
u know a lot abt christians,have u ever been a christian b4 or u are.wr do u find all this stories u are telling me .i wish i know and i wld definately find out. |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by verpaki: 6:49pm On Jun 26, 2007 |
JESUS is coming back and it is very soon. thats the truth. However in as much as we are entitled to our individual beliefs, i feel such stories are absurd. |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Esss(m): 7:36pm On Jun 26, 2007 |
verpaki: Em. Yeah we have heard that one too many times, Please take it somewhere else. |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by shyman1: 8:27am On Jul 07, 2007 |
Hello Lexyhearts! I think the issue is not about the 2nd Coming of Jesus because we Christians believe in that truth - the Bible says so. What I/we what to know is the validity or truthfulness of the news that you've posted here. Please give us evidence(s) if this is real or not. If this is not true, then you need to apologize. Thanks! shy_man |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Lexyhearts(f): 9:38am On Jul 07, 2007 |
HIE SHY-MAN I HAD THIS STORY IS TRUE BUT I DON'T KNOW E SOURCE.COOL |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by richo(m): 6:20pm On Jul 07, 2007 |
its tru dat Jesus is cuming. if i see any lady givin birth and the baby has a tatoo saying Jesus go soon come, i will write; tell him to come as soon as possible because life is getting hadder on a piece of paper, stuff it in the childs butt and push the child back into the uterus |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by tyrece: 8:22am On Jul 24, 2007 |
Hi, Guys i believe this is true and not a joke we should really get to know God and really respect and obey him Jesus is really coming people lets just stop our stubborness and turn from our wicked ways |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by osigwe(m): 12:22am On Jul 27, 2007 |
na wa when we nigerians and indeed mankind wake up to the reality that life is all about how you spend your life on earth.all these stories whether Jesus is coming or not does it really matter when none of us would live for the next 150 years to come.and of course the world would still be in exitence then.abeg joo tell us jokes or something else since 200years na we dey hear that one i sure say my late father go they assume now say the world don end |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by tyrece: 7:34am On Jul 27, 2007 |
Hi, Jesus is really coming and their is no time to play, and everyone has their own believes , just remember that the choices we make in life is choice for our future - and Jesus is Lord and he is the beginig and the end and every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess that he is LORD - all im saying is repent and thake JESUS on as youre LORD and Savior you dont want to go to hell its not a nice place the bible wornes us about it people - i dont want to preach but we are living in the last days.read Revelation and you will see all the signes |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by afeezco: 8:25am On Jul 28, 2007 |
Hi , It is true and not a joke that jesus is coming back but i want you to realise that this is not funny but reality . I am a muslim and i have the faith that jesus is coming he his our prophet and we muslims believe in him . lastly , u either accept or not JESUS IS NOT GOD . |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Iboroime(f): 5:33pm On Jul 28, 2007 |
hey lexxyhearts, my earlier remark was ''for'' not ''against''. Maybe i should say it well, The Lord of Hosts is coming back for real, no joke. |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Lexyhearts(f): 5:35pm On Jul 28, 2007 |
okay,cool |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by eswrkyahoo(m): 3:32am On Jul 31, 2007 |
Hi, The mystery baby, do we have a picture of the baby and the message on the baby's hand? |
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by osereka(m): 5:47pm On Jul 31, 2007 |
the poster of this tread is a seriouS mugu na this kain people de run from church to church MIRACLE CHID KO MIRACLE PARENT NI! |
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