Benekkk:
Genesis 1:1 " In the beginning, God..."

kingxsamz:
Who's God's creator?

Christians: *applies special pleading*


Clowns

BackllGodNaija:
True. That's why He's called the "I Am!" Ever present!

BackllGodNaija:
Very predictable I must say!

The answer is none because God is number 1 and before Him you have a 0 (zero) just like it is in a countdown.

BackllGodNaija:

I just thought I should apply the reasoning of those who ask people who believe in God for a proof His existence to my phone, since they consider a phone to be a proof of its maker's existence.

So I asked my phone which has the ability to do many things, even speak and answer questions, "prove to me your maker exists".

But Lo and behold, it did nothing! It was just starring at me as if to say, "fool! Is my existence and ability alone not a proof that my maker exists?"

But going by the thought process of those who ask someone for a proof of his maker's existence, since the phone couldn't 'prove it', that should mean its maker doesn't exist right?

Of course I wasn't that foolish to think such a thing, but just trying to apply the foolish reasoning of those who would deem it wise to ask a living proof of his maker's existence for a proof of his maker's existence, to a phone which they consider to be a proof of its own maker's existence, to illustrate how foolish it was to do so.

So despite that it couldn't prove its maker's existence to me, I didn't take it in any way to mean that its maker doesn't exist, because its existence and ability alone was already a proof of its maker's existence, so I didn't need another one. Praise the Lord.

God bless Nigeria.

kingxsamz:


Yeah, special pleading.
Good day.

enthronedbyGod1:



Wisdom.
Hahaha, so funny, got me laughing.

Very wise answer.

I can't stop laughing.
Hahahaha

Benekkk:
Yes. [b]From everlasting to everlasting he is God! [/b]Evolution is an unproven fairytale for those who reject accountability - License to sin and rejection of moral values.

That settles it.

ublight:
mehn... This logic is flawed. And for the fact that u can not see the flaw, jokes on u

BackllGodNaija:
On the atheists you mean? I deliberately used their flawed logic here so if you're one of them, the jokes actually on ya'll.

Martinez39s:
LordReed, CAPSLOCKED, Sabr1na, HopefulLandlord, hahn, TheSoucerer, 1Sharon, etc. there are enough straw men in this thread for us to take home. Don't miss yours.

hopefulLandlord:
Lol

Martinez39s:
LordReed there are enough straw men in this thread for us to take home. Don't miss yours.

ublight:



hahaha.

Olodo himself.

BackllGodNaija:
When an olodo calls you an olodo, rejoice and be exceedingly glad because it means you're anything but an olodo!

ublight:



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,

go and study bible oga. Stop being a clown

BackllGodNaija:
But Lo and behold, it did nothing! It was just starring at me as if to say, "fool! Is my existence and ability alone not a proof that my maker exists?"

budaatum:

You need to start being honest, you liar! By your own admission your phone did not "did nothing", since with your own hands you typed "It was just starring" at you. Not only that, but it even seems to have said "fool! Is my existence and ability alone not a proof that my maker exists?" So your phone did two things, it starred at you and it spoke to you, and I have the feeling that if your phone considered it not a waste of time, it would have pointed you to its "made in" wherever it was made label, so you could reason for yourself that it was made by people there.

Do know that I trust your phone more than most humans though, since anyone who does not say they were made by their mummy and daddy is either lying or think they dropped down from God's factory somewhere or are too young to know how humans are made.

Do let me know if your phone meets my criteria please. I'd love one that stares and talks like your's does and wouldn't mind upping my budget to get one.

budaatum:

You need to start being honest, you liar! By your own admission your phone did not "did nothing", since with your own hands you typed "It was just starring" at you. Not only that, but it even seems to have said "fool! Is my existence and ability alone not a proof that my maker exists?" So your phone did two things, it starred at you and it spoke to you, and I have the feeling that if your phone considered it not a waste of time, it would have pointed you to its "made in" wherever it was made label, so you could reason for yourself that it was made by people there.

Do know that I trust your phone more than most humans though, since anyone who does not say they were made by their mummy and daddy is either lying or think they dropped down from God's factory somewhere or are too young to know how humans are made.

Do let me know if your phone meets my criteria please. I'd love one that stares and talks like your's does and wouldn't mind upping my budget to get one.