A young gal is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

She says:
''You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live & look for apartment 14A, & with your elbow push the door. Come inside & you will find the elevator on the right.

With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of d elevator you'll find my apartment on the lift. With your elbow, hit my doorbell & I'll open the door for you''

The boyfriend says: ''Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?''

"Oh my God!! You are not coming empty-handed, are you?' !!!

That was a smart girl

Funny

women wahala, guys are stratigisin,they are expecting

Am switching off my phone till feb 15th

lol

Ol boy, u funny o

Mtchew

na so get them laid u like
And when time for spending reach, u go take cover. Lol

Funny

Nice 'n Clever Joke @Poster - I like it!

Haha very funny lol

B4 nkor? Pls no guy should ring my bell empty handed, coupled with d fact that it's my birthday.

@lysaa
for real if i be ur guy we go quarrel before feb 14
@Efe
lolz tnks luv
@studio
lol wetin u mean?


my babe dey seriously shower me with love and i dey withdraw my wallet

Pogistega:

That was a smart girl

really smart, nicejoke

Tnk u buyles

Nelson**:

@lysaa
for real if i be your guy we go quarrel before feb 14
@Efe
lolz tnks luv
@studio
lol wetin u mean?


my babe dey seriously shower me with love and i dey withdraw my wallet

What's there to lie about? The only special thing about Feb 14th is that it's my birthday. .watchout, in the nearest future it would be called Lisa's day and not valentine's

What's there to lie about? The only special thing about Feb 14th is that it's my birthday. .watchout, in the nearest future it would be called [b]Lisa's [/b]day and not valentine's

hehehehehehehehe, hapi lysa's day in advance then,

try wake up sha

Thanks in advance too but wake up from what? and why the correction?. .i'm influencing my world with my real name not NL's

lysaa:

B4 nkor? Pls no guy should ring my bell empty handed, coupled with d fact that it's my birthday.

Lol you funny oo but there should be exceptions na for tested and trusted hands like us. . . .

mtchew

happy lysa'a day to y'all

^^Way to go. .way to go!

See how good it sounds? lol

Yes it is my day!

Elysaabethhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy

Romskyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

wadido friend?

who is romsky?? wats up

@lysaa
sounds cool lol

All good. . plus tryna put some book in my brain. must have an 'A' today!

Romsky is a good ol'friend from this section. . how naw?

cool babe, u in skul?

uh-huh! and its like that. .on my birthday, 'm having exam.

aww gud luck^^ wishn u an exceptional success

@ Lysaa, gud luck in ur exams and happy bday!

Studio CFR:

mtchew

I follow studio hisss, why on earth do black women think it is only the duty of the man to buy gift? No be celebration of love? why can't the ladies buy gifts also?

Is he thinking of cmn empty handed?mmh funy