motionarena:
Oya Nigerian youths come and see your role models and future leaders.

Admire them in their full glory while the Buhari administration milks you dry

Jestin:
If u expect me to watch this useless show in this 2020 that COVID-19 took the entire world from us, then u must be sleeping on the bicycle.

Annychibest:
I wonder the kind of people that would have the time to watch this display of immorality in the name of reality show.. Odiegwu

meobizy:
Ozo is shy and boring. Throughout the game he kept that position. Fine boy wey no fit use him beauty, is that one fine boy? Laycon no wan hear, despite not reaching the standard set by the other males. He dey find him own woman.

satelliteDISH:
Blind man carrying a crippled on his back said, "e be like say plenty fine girls dey dis area?"
Cripple: "how U take know, U see them?"
Blind man: "No, but Ur prick dey stand since we enter this area."





*Since yesterday I haven't been able to go out because my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and told him she will have se'x with all the neighbours around....I'm still here waiting for my turn!





*U'r dating 4 guys and you are mocking a prostitute my sis it's the same company just that your in the private sector and she in public sector.*





*Ordinary go and off the light, you are jumping and jubilating. What if she turns to snake?*





*I joined a por^n group to advise them with the word of God� but my beloved people*
*I am now the Admin




Having bad roommates in school will give you an idea of what it's like to be married to the wrong person.





It's only in Africa where a person will speak to a cockroach before and after killing it.
Before:- He/she will be like "who told you to come here"
After:- "I told you I will kill you"

motionarena:
Oya Nigerian youths come and see your role models and future leaders.

Admire them in their full glory while the Buhari administration milks you dry

post=92209425:
You can say that again.....




Here is your reply below by a sensible member.
He truly knows your reason for watching your favourite show on TV.




Hey kiddo, we hereby reply you for the last time.
We are not always as nice as this, Gerrit boy!
Now, we are not talking about people that are working that watch this show as a past time, we are talking about your kind of youth, that have to postpone important things, just to sit down 24 hours in a day watching your stupid show.
Even watching your role models when they snore, to see if you can 'catch' someone sneaking into another person's bed!
Na ur type we dey talk about.
Stand up and work.
Get Busy!
Make 'em proud!!

Balaxx:
people like ona nah dey sin for secret pass.hypocrite

Shutupthere:
Our future

satelliteDISH:
Blind man carrying a crippled on his back said, "e be like say plenty fine girls dey dis area?"
Cripple: "how U take know, U see them?"
Blind man: "No, but Ur prick dey stand since we enter this area."





*Since yesterday I haven't been able to go out because my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and told him she will have se'x with all the neighbours around....I'm still here waiting for my turn!





*U'r dating 4 guys and you are mocking a prostitute my sis it's the same company just that your in the private sector and she in public sector.*





*Ordinary go and off the light, you are jumping and jubilating. What if she turns to snake?*





*I joined a por^n group to advise them with the word of God� but my beloved people*
*I am now the Admin




Having bad roommates in school will give you an idea of what it's like to be married to the wrong person.





It's only in Africa where a person will speak to a cockroach before and after killing it.
Before:- He/she will be like "who told you to come here"
After:- "I told you I will kill you"




Not everyone is qualified to know your house.
Some friendships should end at the office, church, road,train station and the mall. Wisdom.




*You've dated 10boys/man and broke up with all of them because they don't understand you. My sister, are you further maths?*





That Bad moment your Boyfriend throws you on the bed, trying to feel Sexy. Then you hit your head on the bedstead and die. My Sister "Hell Fire straight"




Girls who wear skirts when visiting their ninjas we really really appreciate you




*My wife wanted to humiliate me in front of her parents, saying am not good in bed. But all her 3 sisters said it's a big lie.*
Na the matter we still dey settle now...






*Some girls are so romantic a girl saved my number as 2 SECONDS GUY*
*I asked her the meaning and she told me " she fell in love with me just 2 seconds after she saw me"*
AWWUU




*Someone cannot dial wrong number in Nigeria and a politician or a celebrity will pick.* Must it be aboki



You are a Lady, No job, no Education, no Handwork & you said u are ready 4 marriage, what are you going there to do?




It’s only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realize there’s always a way to solve a problem without violence.




*When ur boss starts saying stop calling me sir! Call me Eric. My sister just find iron pant and wear
If u know u know



*Dating a guy with a big dick is fun, good sex!! great orgasms!! aww!! until you breakup and realise the wide problem he left with you




*Dear husbands, if you want to unlock your wife's phone, either pattern or password. Just buy biscuits and sweet for your last born.*
Try it and thank me later.
;




Ur Boyfriend Is Using Itel Phone & U Think The Relationship Will Last!




I Can Twerk...I Can Twerk...
Naso Pad Take Fall From chizoba Yansh