Hmm

Oga na 9ja we dey, just travel like a village man

ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the other parts of the country from Lagos for this Christmas and new year celebration ? Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:

1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.

2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.

3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license( I can help you with that just send me a message on WhatsApp via my signature) . Just make sure before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.

4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos(contact me and let me help you confirm and renew your vehicle documents 100% guaranteed original) .

5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.

6. Speed limiting: Make sure you drive at a very reasonable speed on the road don't be in a haste.

7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.

8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.

9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.

10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting all you 'Omo olodun' from all manner of herdsmen.

So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences

You forgot to add "avoid expired tyres FRSC is always on the look out including worn out tyres "

And thank God say the annual fuel scarcity convention at our numerous filling stations have been cancelled again this year.

even if you get all document you go still need Roger the Men in black

ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the other parts of the country from Lagos for this Christmas and new year celebration ? Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:

1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.

2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.

3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license( I can help you with that just send me a message on WhatsApp via my signature) . Just make sure before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.

4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos(contact me and let me help you confirm and renew your vehicle documents 100% guaranteed original) .

5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.

6. Speed limiting: Make sure you drive at a very reasonable speed on the road don't be in a haste.

7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.

8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.

9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.

10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting all you 'Omo olodun' from all manner of herdsmen.

So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences

Don't go and put yourself in trouble. It is mostly for cars registered in Lagos.

chigora:


Please how do i get it

Keep your apple laptops and iPhone at home, very very important! those criminals on uniform no dey take eyes see iPhones...before them shot u for nothing and tag you a Yahoo boy.

Make sure your spare tire (yes, that small donut tire) is not more than 4 years. Road safety guys will term it as expired (even though I thought it never expires). This simply means if you're driving a 2015 year car and older, take note of this. If you have a full-sized spare tire, also make sure it's not up to four years from the manufacture date. Na this one dem dey take chop people these days.

The roads are bad! If you get money, use flight, if not, remain for house

I don't thinks this applies to all the geopolitical area of naija oo
some are more equal than other

cmon:
Make sure your spare tire (yes, that small donut tire) is not more than 4 years. Road safety guys will term it as expired (even though I thought it never expires). This simply means if you're driving a 2015 year car and older, take note of this. If you have a full-sized spare tire, also make sure it's not up to four years from the manufacture date. Na this one dem dey take chop people these days.

I think I will forget about travelling this Xmas, just remembered IGPs directive to policemen to shot when they think they're threatened, hmm is there anytime that a policeman standing on the Nigerian road doesn't feel threatened?

In order words blow the bloody commuters brains out, no travelling for me this season.

yusufu16:


I used razor clean off the expiry date of my spare tyre. One useless road safety used 15min trying to find the expiry date to no avail, he just let me go.

BTW. My other tyres are still brand new not more than 2 years

Why are you sharing classified info here?

Very helpful

UnknownT:
The roads are bad! If you get money, use flight, if not, remain for house

I should give 120k to people who will frisk me, make me walk barefooted into a flying coffin?

quentin06:


Why are you sharing classified info here?

sorry i will remove it now. make i no reveal our secret

Now this is the most important of advice you will likely get for free. Stay wherever you are once it is 3.00pm, especially if you are travelling in a private vehicle.

Check the time stamp of kidnaps in Nigeria and you will understand my point better. Safe trip and see you at the other side.

Do pple still travel in naija these days?
With all the insecurities!

yeah

Enter Ekenedilichukwu go where you dey go. Nonsense and police wahala.

Your list makes lots of sense o

quentin06:
I think I will forget about travelling this Xmas, just remembered IGPs directive to policemen to shoot when they think they're threatened, hmm is there anytime that a policeman standing on the Nigerian road doesn't feel threatened?

In order words blow the bloody commuters brains out, no travelling for me this season.

Imagine!
Such senseless directive coming from an I.G.P, in a Democratic Govt?
He just gave an OFFICIAL EXCUSE AND JUSTIFICATION for any Policeman to shoot anyone who does not give him #100 Roger on the road and then claim: 'I felt threatened'.
Not even if the Policeman was actually threatened o!
Anyone can feel threatened, just as l am feeling right now as l am typing this because l know the IGP wont be happy!
So, should l also just shoot him?

These ones wey dey shout enter flight ,enter flight ,as if u no go still use road transport to complete the journey. even after landing at the airport ...abi the flight go drop you, for your compound.?

ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the other parts of the country from Lagos for this Christmas and new year celebration ? Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:

1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.

2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.

3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license( I can help you with that just send me a message on WhatsApp via my signature) . Just make sure before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.

4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos(contact me and let me help you confirm and renew your vehicle documents 100% guaranteed original) .

5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.

6. Speed limiting: Make sure you drive at a very reasonable speed on the road don't be in a haste.

7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.

8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.

9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.

10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting all you 'Omo olodun' from all manner of herdsmen.

So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences

you mean dash hhhhhhhhhmmm isokay

quentin06:


I should give 120k to people who will frisk me, make me walk barefooted into a flying coffin?

How many planes have crashed since the turn of the year? Unless you will be the "Jonah" that will crash the plane you will enter, better still stay in your house to avoid others crashing with you

chigora:
Please what is vehicle CMR. On the rice issue, what if you cultivated rice and want to take some home, will it also require receipt?

Watch police officer, osufia film... He will tell u, u don't have the cmr, u dont have the ccmr and you dont have the p-form.

Classworked:
I have phobia for traveling. Air travel is preferable considering the level of insecurity which is prevalent in interstate roads across the country.

Air or nothing... I pray boko no come begin hyjack planes

Learnt Awka to Enugu/9th Mile road is not all that good, please does anyone have any idea of how bad it is or safe alternative route?

ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the other parts of the country from Lagos for this Christmas and new year celebration ? Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:

1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.

2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.

3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license( I can help you with that just send me a message on WhatsApp via my signature) . Just make sure before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.

4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos(contact me and let me help you confirm and renew your vehicle documents 100% guaranteed original) .

5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.

6. Speed limiting: Make sure you drive at a very reasonable speed on the road don't be in a haste.

7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.

8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.

9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.

10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting all you 'Omo olodun' from all manner of herdsmen.

So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences

noeloge82:


You forgot to add "avoid expired tyres FRSC is always on the look out including worn out tyres "

If you're traveling a long distance you should be able to note some basic things before hitting the road, checking the tire and overall health of the vehicle is part of this.