has the word LESBIAN got another meaning

lol. The word lesbian could have another meaning when 2010's dictionary's gonna be in market,

kitaun:

how can I be one of Gamine's suitors when its public knowledge that we have been dating?

aw is she your sister when I don't see u with her?

abi u be sister by proxy?

*nods*

I am happy for you. Make sure you take good care of her.

@lol @Johnnygan

@Michelin

and I hope ur price charming takes good care of u too, if and when he comes along

Nairaland and its species

make una let this girl be now. Is it a bad thing to want a prince charming again, irresepective of someone's belief and origin, everyone deserves the best in life, abi una no like better. Whats with all the judgement, abi una don turn God

na wa ohhhhhhhhhhhhh dem won kill the poor peoplke way just day manage their life for this niger

michelin, u have been silent for a while. Has ur prince charming arived?

Dont forget to notify us!!!

abilityman:

michelin, u have been silent for a while. Has your prince charming arived?

Dont forget to notify us!!!

Don't worry I go notify you. You'll even be the first!

hello guys

sorry ive been away on vacation

i decided not to use my laptop at all thru out the period

just to relax myself

@michelin89

girlfriend why did u take my post so personal. since u have nothing to do with dat, it shouldnt have bothered u dat more. anyway am sorry if it touched a nerve.

@the house.
i apologise publicly to michelin for my discriminating  comment. old things have passed away and all things have become new. _{my resolution from vacation}.

anyway, u wud definitely find prince charming ok even if he doesnt possess all the qualities.


i hope i have been forgiven

@creamish
whats with ajuju dont u know its not everyone dat knows the connection btw edo and italy.

anyway like i said, its a new dawn. my apologies to everyone i must have offended.

one love y'all

If u say so miss. . . .

I am falling in love with OTUWE

lol. . . . make ability catch u. . .  

na you sabi!

lol. . . .






_{*where Ability dey sef?*}

Creamish:

lol. . . . make ability catch u. . .

Creamish:

lol. . . .

_{*where Ability dey sef?*}

my dear creamish,
that sounds like u have been missing me all these while.

I have been around. I will soon start dating someone in the next few weeks. i could still drop her for u oooooooo!!!!

@michelin
pls prince charming, dont keep our girl waiting. surface sharp sharp

probably not on nairaland. italy aint big enough?

Well, I have to say all them requirements you listed exceed those of a prince charming.

I've always been the stubborn candidate.
So lemme make a try.

My hair is CURRENTLY about 2cm, but there's absolutely no constant hairstyle for me.

I reall don't know what to say about my forehead. I've not really paid that much attention to it.

My ears are cute.

My eyes can't be described too.

Nose? Wow, am beginning to contemplate bringing in a mirror.

My lips are becoming pink again since I stopped smoking actively.

Teeth, no comment.

Tongue. I swear I have never thought of examining my tongue. That is the height of vanity for a guy. I don't french kiss on the first date.

I'll measure my neck and get back to you on that.

My shoulders are wide to scary proportions.

Strong arm, from back when I used to hit the gym. Don't do via anymore but the arms are still strong.

Well kept armpit? Well, I try but don't you know anything about human pheromones?

I bite my nails. That's how I get them well kept. I hate sharp objects.

Chest, Nipples and Tommy; fail! I'm the bridge between a pot belly and a six-pack.

Beautiful navel. Yeah that's me.

No comment on my reproductive organs unless you want to have babies, which I don't.

Ehen, buttwise, I've had some slap my butt when they try to caution me but I know there's some ulterior motive.

Muscular Hips? On a scale of 1 to 10, I score myself 6. You're beginning to make me really consider the gym again.

For crying out loud, I'm 5feet 8inches. How long could my legs possibly be?

Very strong knees. Come, I hope you're not looking for a human donkey.

Yeah I have nice feet.

I get all up in peoples faces O! I learnt that in Benin a little bit of harshness gets you places.

I'm not generally stubborn. I keep yielding till that cup gets full.

I was Agnostic for about 10 years but since the middle of last year I started to believe in God, or should I say Goddess. I believe in Osun. "cos it's so amazing how this world was made, now I know that God is a woman".

I'm self educated so don't expect me to agree with Professor Doctor Know-All. I don't talk too much but I mean what I say. I don't lie.

Good lover? If you're talking between the sheets, then I'd say on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give myself an 8.

The cloud nine time, must it be so exact? I mean, I never really thought of a stopclock.

My head is definitely in that proportion and I hope you didn't ask purely literally.

I like to drink tea with a lot of sugar and I only feel comfortable among friends that do same too. But I never thought the opposite sex would be attracted to that. Is there some kind of sexual fetish attached to it?


I'll add a general description of me later

n-guage:

probably not on nairaland. italy aint big enough?

Na old people full Italy. If the guy dey UK go good.

abilityman:

@michelin
please prince charming, don't keep our girl waiting. surface sharp sharp

Beautiful things nor easy to find- Patience is a virtue, they say!

otuwe:

hello guys

sorry ive been away on vacation

i decided not to use my laptop at all through out the period

just to relax myself

@michelin89

girlfriend why did u take my post so personal. since u have nothing to do with that, it shouldnt have bothered u that more. anyway am sorry if it touched a nerve.

@the house.
i apologise publicly to michelin for my discriminating comment. old things have passed away and all things have become new. _{my resolution from vacation}.

anyway, u would definitely find prince charming ok even if he doesnt possess all the qualities.


i hope i have been forgiven

@creamish
whats with ajuju don't u know its not everyone that knows the connection between edo and italy.

anyway like i said, its a new dawn. my apologies to everyone i must have offended.

one love y'all

I don already send detective make them go find you. Anyway no yawa. I cool. After I burst for those my two posts I don gain myself back!

@ denex

I have never laughed so much in my llife. Abeg nor come kill me oooo! LMFAO

That means I have avenged the way you made me laugh too when I first read your initial post.

denex:

That means I have avenged the way you made me laugh too when I first read your initial post.

michelin89:

@ denex

I have never laughed so much in my llife. Abeg nor come kill me oooo! LMFAO

I am beginning to have a feeling that our prince charming is around the corner. the feeling between the duo is mutual.

cheerio

abilityman:

my dear creamish,
that sounds like u have been missing me all these while.

I have been around. I will soon start dating someone in the next few weeks. i could still drop her for u oooooooo!!!!

pls, dont break ur heart with ur own hands. . . . better continue with her

Creamish:

please, don't break your heart with your own hands. . . . better continue with her

Thanks for ur understanding. I hope u did not have high hopes. Ur other nairaland lovers _{quoting u} will always be there for u. cheers

@creamish

prince charming is on d way

Prince charming would not want to hook up with princess ugly.

All the best baby. I doubt if such person exists in today's world.

fynewaka:

All the best baby. I doubt if such person exists in today's world.

They exist, I know one, but he's already taken and his girl has a tight grip on him, and who wouldn't?

Anyway, fynewaka, how r u?

emenma:

They exist, I know one, but he's already taken and his girl has a tight grip on him, and who wouldn't?

Anyway, fynewaka, how r u?

They exist but aren't vacant.

I'm doing great and you?

I just called off my strike today.

lol

where you go fyne?

fynewaka:

They exist but aren't vacant.

I'm doing great and you?

I just called off my strike today.

lol

Oh, so u were also striking? What were you striking against?

tafari:

where you go fyne?

The great witch doctor of nairaland barred me from his services. Thank God he had a change of mind.

emenma:

Oh, so u were also striking? What were you striking against?

I was striking against the hike in the pump price of petrol.

I swear to go on hunger strike if the privatisation of the refineries is not reversed.