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9 Words Women Use by TeeJay6(m): 12:04pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
[center]NINE WORDS WOMEN USE[/center] (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing, (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' , that will bring on a 'whatever'). ( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Danja4sure(m): 2:22pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
wow thats though really like it |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by EfemenaXY: 3:48pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
Tee Jay why you dey expose us like this now?? eh?? |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Evagreenfields: 3:56pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: i just tire for the guy. @op am so guilty of all of em esp no 7. 'whatever' :| 1 Like |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 4:10pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
@OP Nice nice. Sooo trueeee! Evagreenfields: *runs downhill. . .* 1 Like |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by ARareGem(f): 5:42pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
@ OP, true sha. But you don't have to tell all the guys na. |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Evagreenfields: 7:29pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
koolchicco:*chasing u down the hill and singing* pleaseeeee dont leave me |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 7:31pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
Evagreenfields:*breaths in and out and runs even faster. . .* |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Mygoldie(f): 7:36pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Evagreenfields: 7:57pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
koolchicco:*chasing u even faster* |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 8:20pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
Mygoldie: Evagreenfields:*Takes off my slippers and start jumping over the gutters on the slippery Holloway * |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Evagreenfields: 8:46pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
Lol ok, u don win.am tired from the running *pantin hard* |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by EfemenaXY: 10:38pm On Feb 12, 2011 |
**falls off the wall from laughing so hard!!** I think I need you too!! 1 Like |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 4:09pm On Feb 13, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: Lol. Ngwanu tell me first - Which of these |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by EfemenaXY: 5:54pm On Feb 13, 2011 |
That's okay It's nothing **does that answer your question now? You said not to lie!!** |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 7:30pm On Feb 13, 2011 |
**does that answer your question now? You said not to lie!!** But u just did. I was rather excepting an 'all of the above' answer than the two conceded already. |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by EfemenaXY: 10:14pm On Feb 13, 2011 |
Kelechi free me now! |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by lysaa(f): 10:46pm On Feb 13, 2011 |
Well edited recycled joke. . Good job Tee. BTW, where've u bn? |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 11:30pm On Feb 13, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: Emancipate yourself already Esosa. |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by EfemenaXY: 11:54pm On Feb 13, 2011 |
Kelechi, my name's not Esosa! |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by koolchicco: 11:56pm On Feb 13, 2011 |
OK I get it. You've tuned MIA, eh Efosa? |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Idowuogbo(f): 12:13am On Feb 14, 2011 |
tee boi , wow no 7 is so me hehe how d heck did u figure dat ,, am glad u no wen to bck off wen a woman is boiling sha unlike some goats 1 Like |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by D1KeleVra(m): 10:01am On Feb 14, 2011 |
okay |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Nelson6(m): 10:06am On Feb 14, 2011 |
no wonder me and my babe dey clash unnecessarily . .always misunderstanding her lol |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by lysaa(f): 11:41am On Feb 14, 2011 |
^^Now u can subtittle ya love LOL |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by TeeJay6(m): 11:47am On Feb 14, 2011 |
lysaa:, hello stranger, i dey jare how r u? Idowuogbo:hehehe my sources told me all abt u ID, |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Idowuogbo(f): 11:56am On Feb 14, 2011 |
Tee_Jay:hmm sources, oh boi cctv dey folow my step b dat o , kai i b paparrazzi unresistable |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by TeeJay6(m): 12:10pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
Idowuogbo:gba o, u wont believe how much data i have on u, pls don't start pulling ur bedroom blinds on account of this sha 1 Like |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by lysaa(f): 12:40pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
Tee_Jay:Stranger? okies then! |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by oweniwe(m): 12:52pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
Hmmm. . . I think i have to memorize some lines. . . |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by lysaa(f): 1:01pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
But why? Women don't love jerks and u know u'd be one when u can't improvise on a missing link. 1 Like |
Re: 9 Words Women Use by Idowuogbo(f): 1:12pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
Tee_Jay:u a goat i swear , stop snooping on me joor |
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