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Quikies,1,2,1,2 by RSA(m): 2:49pm On Feb 17, 2011
1)Q: Who is a gynaecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure!
2)Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop
3)Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you position your ass and then move your legs.
To ride a woman you position your legs and then move your ass
4)Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
5)Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own
6)Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward, Forward, backward, forward, Stop and eject
7)Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come you are in big trouble .
grin grin grin
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by micklplus(m): 8:44pm On Feb 17, 2011
Cool
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by lysaa(f): 3:10am On Feb 18, 2011
^ I know what u like. Lol. U rem when u fill my inbox with the likes *tongue*
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by micklplus(m): 5:33am On Feb 18, 2011
Shuo! Lol
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by Nelson6(m): 10:39am On Feb 18, 2011
great job, nice one poster, u had me lmao! grin
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by babyme1(f): 12:08pm On Feb 18, 2011
Why im i not laughing? angry angry angry
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by micklplus(m): 12:11pm On Feb 18, 2011
^^

O ya, tickle yourself for side and you WILL laff!
On a serious note, its lil funny and I am surprised d poster cudnt make u laugh. Have u seen the joke before?
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by babyme1(f): 12:16pm On Feb 18, 2011
^^^^^
Methinks your sense of humour is dead tongue
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by micklplus(m): 12:19pm On Feb 18, 2011
Cool! U are such a comedian like ur posture in your profile.

U actually made me laffu.
Cheers
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by babyme1(f): 12:30pm On Feb 18, 2011
You've been checking my backs.ide? angry angry
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by micklplus(m): 12:33pm On Feb 18, 2011
For real, it was a beautiful sight to behold! If u ve got it, flaunt jor
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by glassman: 12:46pm On Feb 18, 2011
nyc one, we now know ur hobby.
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by lysaa(f): 11:28am On Feb 21, 2011
micklplus:

For real, it was a beautiful sight to behold! If u ve got it, flaunt jor
Michael, so u're here checking n beholding better bribe me before i plan for ya. angry

micklplus:

Shuo! Lol
don;t act holy on me now. tongue
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by micklplus(m): 11:41am On Feb 21, 2011
^^ lysaa, shebi I called your Glo but, u didn't pick! I guess u were looking at another man,s yansh !!!!!
Lol. I go fire u call in about 10mins from now now
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by Nelson6(m): 11:50am On Feb 21, 2011
i suspect lysaa too fit gather, cuss all the lysa''s wey i know, dey always carry weapons grin grin
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by lysaa(f): 12:38pm On Feb 21, 2011
micklplus:

^^ lysaa, shebi I called your Glo but, u didn't pick! I guess u were looking at another man,s yansh !!!!!
Lol. I go fire u call in about 10mins from now now
LOL me another man's yansh?. .maybe na the one wey dey museum. .that's ie one to be-hold on ur palm tongue U nor call me jare.

Nelson**:

i suspect lysaa too fit gather, cuss all the lysa''s wey i know, dey always carry weapons grin grin
'm not a terrorist! angry
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by Nelson6(m): 1:39pm On Feb 21, 2011
u are dear, kip terrorizing my imagination . .me likey
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by lysaa(f): 2:02pm On Feb 21, 2011
LOL Quickies 1,2

I'm NOT A TERRORIST! lol
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by snthesis(m): 2:26pm On Feb 21, 2011
loff d quickies grin grin

baby.me:

You've been checking my backs.ide? angry angry
d backside not too bad, can we c d front grin grin

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