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Quikies,1,2,1,2 by RSA(m): 2:49pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
1)Q: Who is a gynaecologist? A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure! 2)Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom? A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop 3)Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman? A: To ride a bicycle you position your ass and then move your legs. To ride a woman you position your legs and then move your ass 4)Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman’s underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. 5)Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own 6)Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward, Forward, backward, forward, Stop and eject 7)Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come you are in big trouble . |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by micklplus(m): 8:44pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
Cool |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by lysaa(f): 3:10am On Feb 18, 2011 |
^ I know what u like. Lol. U rem when u fill my inbox with the likes *tongue* |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by micklplus(m): 5:33am On Feb 18, 2011 |
Shuo! Lol |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by Nelson6(m): 10:39am On Feb 18, 2011 |
great job, nice one poster, u had me lmao! |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by babyme1(f): 12:08pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
Why im i not laughing? |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by micklplus(m): 12:11pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
^^ O ya, tickle yourself for side and you WILL laff! On a serious note, its lil funny and I am surprised d poster cudnt make u laugh. Have u seen the joke before? |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by babyme1(f): 12:16pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
^^^^^ Methinks your sense of humour is dead |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by micklplus(m): 12:19pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
Cool! U are such a comedian like ur posture in your profile. U actually made me laffu. Cheers |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by babyme1(f): 12:30pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
You've been checking my backs.ide? |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by micklplus(m): 12:33pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
For real, it was a beautiful sight to behold! If u ve got it, flaunt jor |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by glassman: 12:46pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
nyc one, we now know ur hobby. |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by lysaa(f): 11:28am On Feb 21, 2011 |
micklplus:Michael, so u're here checking n beholding better bribe me before i plan for ya. micklplus:don;t act holy on me now. |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by micklplus(m): 11:41am On Feb 21, 2011 |
^^ lysaa, shebi I called your Glo but, u didn't pick! I guess u were looking at another man,s yansh !!!!! Lol. I go fire u call in about 10mins from now now |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by Nelson6(m): 11:50am On Feb 21, 2011 |
i suspect lysaa too fit gather, cuss all the lysa''s wey i know, dey always carry weapons |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by lysaa(f): 12:38pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
micklplus:LOL me another man's yansh?. .maybe na the one wey dey museum. .that's ie one to be-hold on ur palm U nor call me jare. Nelson**:'m not a terrorist! |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by Nelson6(m): 1:39pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
u are dear, kip terrorizing my imagination . .me likey |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by lysaa(f): 2:02pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
LOL Quickies 1,2 I'm NOT A TERRORIST! lol |
Re: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by snthesis(m): 2:26pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
loff d quickies baby.me:d backside not too bad, can we c d front |
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