A sixteen year old girl goes to confession.
Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch
yesterday.
Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?? the
priest asked.
Because, father, he touched me on my arm
without permission.
Do you mean like this?? He touches her arm.
Yes father.
That's no reason for calling him a son of a
bitch.
But father he also touched my breasts.
You mean like this?? He touches her breasts.
Yes father.
That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.
But father, he took off my clothes.
Like this?? He takes off her clothes.
Yes father.
That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.
But father he then put his you-know-what in
my you-know-where.
Like this?? He put his you-know-what in her
you-know-where.
Yes father, she says sometime later, after
catching her breath.
But that's no reason to call him a
son-of-a-bitch.
But father, he has AIDS.
That son of a bitch!

, funny but sad

the priest is in real trouble.

yeah dats wat he gets dats funny tho