The Confession

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.
"Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?"

"I'd rather not say who it was."

"Was it with Betty Smith?"

"I'd rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While

?

While what.

Bros mig, this is the second incomplete joke today. Is everything ok? I refuse to accept that this a new trend in telling jokes. Whatta gwan man?

Damnit! Sory guys.

Migs save yourself.

It dont mada.

Mig, i want to believe that u dont need an Ifa priest or a prophet Daniel tell u that u need to complete that joke asap, do u?

Well i dont. But i dont av tym to stat searching my archive 4 dat now. Sory

*because the archive got blown up*

Saucekid u watch 2 much movies.

well guys i just might save the day here, if it's the same joke i know that is

The Confession

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.
"Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?"

"I'd rather not say who it was."

"Was it with Betty Smith?"

"I'd rather not say," says Joe. So the priest says

"if you don't say, i'll not be giving you absolution"

so Joe leaves. his friend waiting outside asks him "so, did you get absolution?"

"No."

"Then why are you grinning from ear to ear?".

"Cos i just got the names of some available women in town"

@carlos

u shlda sent the complete joke to Miggy via sms or IM instead of posting it urself. _{wanna steal the glory, eh!}

Abi o o ooo!

Its wan gwan not whatta gwan

y shuld he stil send it to migines, so migines shuld stil get d glory upon dat his brain went blank

wtf? last poster ur english

The glory of one joke is d last thing on ma mind.

@carlos
yeah, datts d joke.
@tj
it culd be nething u w@nna call it.
@lai
are u taking dis issue personal?

Lol

PARAISE DA LORD! nairaland is complete iwajay,freezy,iteun ur welcome back
how az kirikiri

@migines
hw can i take it personal, are we no more in JOKES section

Waz dat a real question, or rhetoric?

anyone, you decide

quietly exits closes door behind

@lai
check ur dictionary if u dont knw wat rhetoric means.
@saucekid
WHERE U DEH GO?

i wan quickly branch enter kuvuki land

i wan consult the nntonku

Ok no wahala. Abeg help me great the high chiefs.

@migines
i said you decide which one u want and reply if neccessary