A young boy comes
home from school
one day, and on
going to his room,
he hears thumping
and squeaking
from his parents'
room. He naively
opens the door to
see what is going
on, and beholds his
dad "giving it" to
his mom rather
vigorously. While
his mom doesn't
notice, his dad
looks up to see him
there, and gives
him a big grin and a
wink.
The next evening,
dad comes home
from work. He
hears banging and
squealing from his
son's room. He
opens the door to
see what's
happening, and
the son is banging
his own
grandmother!
The son looks up
to see his father
standing there,
and says, "Not so
funny when it's
your mom, is it?"

I personally don't find this funny.

So gross

Disgusting. Was his grandmother nuts?

Seen it b4,but funny!

The Teacher was
asking the kids to
explain different
punctuation-
marks.
When she got to
Johnny (knowing
better) she asked
him, "What's the
most important
puntuation-mark?"
Surprisingly, she
got what she
figured was the
correct answer: "A
period, Teacher."
Smiling, for once
having a decent
answer from her
most troublesome
student, she made
the mistake of
asking, "And WHY
do you think a
period is the most
important one?"
Johnny shrugged.
"Beats me!" he
replied. "But it
must be awful
important;
because when Big
Sis said she missed
one, Mom had
hysterics, Dad
fainted, and the
man next door
shot himself."

Lol.

There was a mad
scientist who
kidnapped three
colleagues, an
engineer, a
physicist, and a
mathematician,
and locked each of
them in seperate
cells with plenty of
canned food and
water but no can
opener.
A month later,
returning, the mad
scientist went to
the engineer's cell
and found it long
empty. The
engineer had
constructed a can
opener from
pocket trash, used
aluminum shavings
and dried sugar to
make an explosive,
and escaped.
The physicist had
worked out the
angle necessary to
knock the lids off
the tin cans by
throwing them
against the wall.
She was
developing a good
pitching arm and a
new quantum
theory.
The
mathematician had
stacked the
unopened cans
into a surprising
solution to the
kissing problem;
his dessicated
corpse was
propped calmly
against a wall, and
this was inscribed
on the floor in
blood:
Theorem: If I can't
open these cans,
I'll die.
Proof: assume the
opposite,

good job el guapo. . mathematicians could be a silly at times

Lol. .you're now trying. .this is your real talent. .not d other one. .

Can sum1 summarise the last joke?

BTW thumbs up poster, u are tryn small