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Shola by Nobody: 8:18am On Jun 28, 2007
Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away
please
>bury me with my handset she also said the same thing to her parents.
After
>her death, people couldn't carry her coffin, I was there. A lot of
them
>tried to do so but still couldn't, everybody including me,
>had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same.
Eventually,
>they called a Feng Shui Master. He took a stick and started speaking
to
>himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses
something
>here". Then her friends told the Master about her intentions to bury
her
>with her phone.
>He then opened the coffin and places her phone and SIM card inside the

>casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved
and
>they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked.
>
>Shola’s parents did not inform Ade that Shola had passed away. After 2

>weeks Ade called Shola’s mom. Ade: "I'm coming home today. Cook
something
>nice for me please. Don’t tell Shola that I'm coming home today, I
want to
>surprise her." Her mother replied, "You come home first; I want to
tell
>you
>something very important." After he came, they told him the truth
about
>Shola.
>Ade thought that they were playing pranks. He was laughing and said
"don't
>try to fool me - tell Shola to come out, I have a gift for her and
please
>stop this nonsense".
>
>Then they showed him her grave. He said, "It's not true. We spoke
>yesterday. She still calls me.
>Ade was shaking. Suddenly, his phone rang. "See this is from Shola,
see
>this, " he showed the phone to Shola’s family. All of them told him
to
>answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard
>his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It was
the
>actual voice of Shola & there was no way others could use her SIM card

>since it was nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked
for
>the Feng Shuie Master's help again. The Master brought his co-masters
to
>solve this matter. He & his co-masters worked for 5 hours. Then they
>discovered one thing,
>
>
>
>Glo mobile has the best coverage. Where ever you go, their network
follows
>(hahhahahahaha !!!
>
>
>



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Re: Shola by efuah(f): 9:46am On Jun 28, 2007
funny n strange
Re: Shola by dele9000(m): 9:52am On Jun 28, 2007
Tseeew(hissing), out
Re: Shola by bornbreed(m): 10:09am On Jun 28, 2007
wat in the world has coverage gat to do with a dead gurl talkingoh, guess heavens gat a glo mast for the dead cheesy wink grin. hope she can buy recharge card when she uses up all the credit shes gat in the grave. hahahhhahahahahah
Re: Shola by folanusi(m): 11:12am On Jul 03, 2007
Crap. Absolute CRAP!! angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Shola by Nobody: 11:34am On Jul 03, 2007
That sucks boy

Chief Mike Adenuga will pay you for this lovely advert grin
Re: Shola by Aproko(f): 12:22pm On Jul 03, 2007
lmao ;d ;d ;d
Re: Shola by ne4real(f): 5:56pm On Jul 03, 2007
very funny !!!!!!!!

i think glo should use this 4 their TV advert

it'l make their product sell faster

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Shola by tayo4me(f): 10:37pm On Jul 05, 2007
was dis meant to be funny? i didn't even make any sense out of it,
Re: Shola by otuwe(f): 9:50am On Jul 06, 2007
this guy copied it from mtn.

its supposed to be an mtn joke ie everywhere u go
Re: Shola by bodsibobo(m): 10:12am On Jul 06, 2007
are you the marketing guy in glo?
Re: Shola by mimiko(f): 10:19am On Jul 06, 2007
this is the dumestestestestest joke of the year! (HISS)
Re: Shola by nana(f): 1:05pm On Jul 10, 2007
angry What sort of Thread is this? Charlie,look for a better joke next time, This joke is too BORING!
Re: Shola by Nobody: 2:08pm On Jul 10, 2007
@mimiko

DON'T BE A DEVIL grin
@nana

HOT TEMPER
Re: Shola by nana(f): 4:25pm On Jul 10, 2007
dason4life:

@mimiko

DON'T BE A DEVIL grin
@nana

HOT TEMPER

Hmm, Mr.Observer, grin
Am not hot tempered, that smiley was just to show how i felt since there was no other way of expressing myself, lol
Re: Shola by sholabanke(m): 5:21pm On Nov 30, 2008
@Poster
why do you hav to use shola?
Re: Shola by tammyswits(f): 5:31pm On Nov 30, 2008
Lol
Re: Shola by esonic: 6:22pm On Nov 30, 2008
f**ked up joke!!!
Re: Shola by sima(f): 7:57pm On Nov 30, 2008
:d :d :d :p
Re: Shola by krama(m): 7:54pm On Dec 01, 2008
sima:

:d :d :d :p

Laughing error
Re: Shola by sima(f): 3:12am On Dec 02, 2008
na u cause am nw. .
Re: Shola by yysl: 7:09am On Dec 02, 2008
how ?
Re: Shola by DamiD: 7:14am On Dec 02, 2008
Boring

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