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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 3:02pm On May 12, 2011
pat ti to:

Pls i need owoh soup and fufu mixed with satrch and fried chips to go with whole full cream milk,with friut salad and Andrews liver salt to wash it down;and then chocolate cakes with apple fruit drink and Nsala soup with fresh fish and semovita to go with it,and not forgetting sauce and suya and fried meats with Burger and ice cream to cool of.THANKS

can someone pls tell me how all this combination works
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:06pm On May 12, 2011
pat ti to:

Pls i need owoh soup and fufu mixed with satrch and fried chips to go with whole full cream milk,with friut salad and Andrews liver salt to wash it down;and then chocolate cakes with apple fruit drink and Nsala soup with fresh fish and semovita to go with it,and not forgetting sauce and suya and fried meats with Burger and ice cream to cool of.THANKS

hehehehehe  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

sorry ma'am
we dont allow people commit suicide in our kitchen

Something like this (the pic below) happended recently in Missy B's Kitchen

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:16pm On May 12, 2011
Odunnu:

[s]Okay! Ths looks like that kitchen that takes 15hrs before one is attended to.[/s]
Hey, you! Xcuse me, may I have a bottle of Amstel Malt and two wraps of Okpa?

Have it the local way.
Additional mouth-organ roasted corn specially for you

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:19pm On May 12, 2011
iyatrustee:

sorry ma'am, we dont sell okpa here. why not check missy b's kitchen smiley smiley smiley smiley

thanks babe. I think we can join forces here in this kitchen
The competition is getting tougher

Do you mind dearie wink
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 3:20pm On May 12, 2011
i dont swerry except that apart from paying me in kind lipsrsealed, i get 40% off every sale smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:25pm On May 12, 2011
Odunnu:

. . .errm, but that short ugly man over there wearing the tag 'firearm' directed me here

hmmmm,

I know you mean the opposite.
always looking for the opportunity

Firearm will give u a chance if you can just be "bold"
Come. I have all you are looking for  wink wink
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:28pm On May 12, 2011
iyatrustee:

i dont swerry except that apart from paying me in kind lipsrsealed, i get 40% off every sale smiley smiley smiley smiley

Your wish is my command
Payment[b] in kind[/b] every other day and 30% of quaterly net profit

DEAL?
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 3:32pm On May 12, 2011
no deal! in kind everyday shocked shocked shocked shocked no way. i insist on 40% tongue tongue
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:35pm On May 12, 2011
no no no cheesy cheesy

In kind every two days and your 40%.

DEAL?
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 3:38pm On May 12, 2011
my final decision. payment in kind 6 out of 7days a week even God sef rested on the 7th day and my 40% cool cool cool
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:46pm On May 12, 2011
grin grin grin

DEAL

send you account details to seaching4ejura@yahoo.com for your sign-on fee cheesy wink

wink wink wink
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Odunnu: 4:05pm On May 12, 2011
Wow!
Awesome meal!
Thank you!
I love the okpa, tastes better than all others i'v had.
How much?
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:16pm On May 12, 2011
^^^

Thanks babe.
I am happy you enjoyed it

Price: A free dinner from Firearm for you at either Protea or Blue Elephant, GRA (tomorrow)
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 4:18pm On May 12, 2011
i am a patner in this business isnt it? Ms odunnu, your bill is $2,500 vat inclusive cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:20pm On May 12, 2011
^^^

Still waiting for you bank account number wink wink
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 4:24pm On May 12, 2011
my bank account no? what do you plan to deposit there when you are busy giving free and complimentary meals angry angry angry
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:26pm On May 12, 2011
^^^^

your sign-on fee
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Odunnu: 4:27pm On May 12, 2011
I'm embarrased at the uncouth manner of this illiterate woman!
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 4:28pm On May 12, 2011
are you talking to me
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Odunnu: 4:28pm On May 12, 2011
Blue Elephant ke?
Lets do white Elephant nah
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:30pm On May 12, 2011
Please no fights here

@Odunnu

Are you paying my price?
or where do ya want? Elelenwo?


Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Odunnu: 4:31pm On May 12, 2011
I dont live in that town. I only visit
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 4:32pm On May 12, 2011
yea. you only visit but want to eat free intercontinental foods tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:36pm On May 12, 2011
Odunnu:

I dont live in that town. I only visit

Then buzz when you come around
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Bawss1(m): 5:07pm On May 12, 2011
Blue Elephant, Elelenwo

Firearm is a PH boy? Who would have imagined that. cheesy
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 5:10pm On May 12, 2011
Sure.

That's where my heliport is
So I spend time around b4 I leave and when I return wink wink
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by pattito1(f): 12:05pm On May 13, 2011
^^ i am waittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttting, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 12:26pm On May 13, 2011
pat ti to:

^^ i am waittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttting, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

egbon mi,

please keep your order simple.
I dont want you committing suicide in my kitchen

I want and will make you happy.
Dats my dream
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 12:32pm On May 13, 2011
you breachied the terms of the contract on the first day of our patnership . Did you pay me in kind yesterday undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by pattito1(f): 1:25pm On May 17, 2011
It is noT fair oh,am i not suppose to get what i want no matter the order?But since you will and want to make me happy,i don't mind having you instead.I will love to compare ur strenght in bed and in kitchen lol!. I am already visualizing ur body inside of me,Oh am i wet or what,[/b]U promised,and remember,[b]A promise is a debt;so I AM WAITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by MissyB3(f): 1:36pm On May 17, 2011
^^ Mu he he! Odikwa serious eh.

Firearm:

hehehehehe cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

sorry ma'am
we dont allow people commit suicide in our kitchen

Something like this (the pic below) happended recently in Missy B's Kitchen
angry angry

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