i am tolulope, a man,rich,hardworking accountant,poet,customer service
executive, a christian,bible addict & romantically sexy individual who needs a wife material good child of God, not a jezebel,pretty,light or dark in complexion,sexy,slender with good body statistics,big moderately sized boobs,balanced shaking buttocks,straight legs, a virgin, between 23 to 36 years of age,HIV negative,AA,good cook,not too hot tempered,
a mother material to take of me & ready to pray together with me & follow me to church. the lady or wife to be must be too carnallyminded but
have the dream of making our marriage work & journey to heaven the focus. the interested lady can be white,black or any colour,(hausa,yoruba,
& ibo) if you think you meet the above spouse specification for me politely send emails to catuche01@yahoo.com or call me on 07090497635

if you possess ond,hnd,bsc or any qualifications you are all eligible to apply

Ur so sick. With all this ur christianity talk u better ask for d leading of d Holy spirit. U can't have it all

and you can't find one in church

This should be in the jokes section

OP,ur qualificatn sef hmm

OP

Is this marriage JAMB application?

or are you aiming @ MASTERS??

Goldieluks:

Is this marriage JAMB application?

or are you aiming @ MASTERS??

Here is my application
Dear rare breed
I humbly apply for the post of a wife in your kernel I'm 26yrs but I have d experience of a 40yrs old
I have a degree in deaf and dumb education and masters in criminology,as a calabar woman I can cook all kind of dishes
I was born and brought up in the convent so I think I will be the one leading you to heaven.
*scratching my head*but I'm hot tempered and kick men in the balls when I'm angry,
I have straight legs with thick thighs .

I hope my application will be given due consideration,


Your faithfully
Anna White

Pls behave ok trying to get a position here

annawhite:

Here is my application
Dear rare breed
I humbly apply for the post of a wife in your kernel I'm 26yrs but I have d experience of a 40yrs old
I have a degree in deaf and dumb education [/b]and masters in criminology,as a calabar woman I can cook all kind of dishes
I was born and brought up in the convent so I think I will be the one leading you to heaven.
*scratching my head*[b]but I'm hot tempered and kick men in the balls when I'm angry,
I have straight legs with thick thighs .

I hope my application will be given due consideration,


Your faithfully
Anna White

this got me laffing to the extent,tears coming outta my eyes,jeez

Lol,ok
lemme catch [size=1pt]mugu[/size]

Dearest poster,

i have read your post and i realise that i don't have all these qualities,
but what i have,i would give.

I am the goodest girl on NL,although i hate men,but i think i like you,
your requirements are beyond me,but i think i like it,

I am light in complexion,i was dark skin,but i love using bleaching cream
to make me look like yellow pawpaw(i know you will like it)
big nyansh?yes i have big nyansh and thin waist too.(i can see you are smiling)
i can lead you to heaven with my beauty(believe me)
I went to secondary school,i hate university(i believe you will understand,and i know you will help me with money to start my own business
by the time we are married,i would like to sell gold,because it is a good business,i promise i won't sell for credit)

i am 26 yrs old going 35,i have sense cause i have big big sisters(don't worry,you will meet them soon)
i have OND in best dresser 2006,i wear only designer clothes(i know you are rich because you work in shell)

I hope you will find my application wanting.

P.S. i am a wife material please.



yours sincerely
Doxology.

Goldie we r Doing Okay

Goldieluks:

Dearest poster,

i have read your post and i realise that i don't have all these qualities,
but what i have,i would give.

I am the goodest girl on NL,although i hate men,but i think i like you,
your requirements are beyond me,but i think i like it,

I am light in complexion,i was dark skin,but i love using bleaching cream
to make me look like yellow pawpaw(i know you will like it)
big nyansh?yes i have big nyansh and thin waist too.(i can see you are smiling)
i can lead you to heaven with my beauty(believe me)
I went to secondary school,i hate university(i believe you will understand,and i know you will help me with money to start my own business
by the time we are married,i would like to sell gold,because it is a good business,i promise i won't sell for credit)

i am 26 yrs old going 35,i have sense cause i have big big sisters(don't worry,you will meet them soon)
i have OND in best dresser 2006,i wear only designer clothes(i know you are rich because you work in shell)

I hope you will find my application wanting.

P.S. i am a wife material please.



yours sincerely
Doxology.

[size=58pt]D.O.A [/size]

Pweety we'll wait until d day we will be in invited for interview

Pweety4me:

^^Lol wetin i do sista?

lol!nutting sis
I really need this jOb,and I dnt want u scaring me off

annawhite:

lol!nutting sis
I really need this jOb,and I dnt want u scaring me off

^Or dem off

rare breed indeed. are you sure would find your type at all?

Anna white,i am the best candidate please,no come use your
edi kan ikong spoil my ogbonor soup oh.

Lmoa@shaking head in affirmation.

nope,i had plaintain and fish.

and you?

Do they have African restaurant in your area?

So na here they come push rare breed come put!

Meeting zone?

Who is meeting who


Am i allowed to kick balls in here?