SIMPs SIMPs that's all we see on Nairaland. But first of all who is a simp. For the newbies here on Nairaland a Simp is a man that is overly desperate about a woman, making him do foolish things at the expense of his on convenience. There are actually bible Characters who were actual simp, so tighten up your seat belt, who knows If your favorite Character might just be one.

1. Adam
Adam is first on the list not because he is the greatest of all Simp, No, he is the first because of the courtesy of being the first bible male character. Now was the first man actually a simp? Your guess his good as mine. Yes.
The fall of man, if actually you take time to read the scripture, you will notice Adam wasn't deceived by the serpent. Why then did he eat the forbidden fruit?
1 Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Adam was a man that is willing to risk eternal damnation of his soul for a woman. Eve had fallen. Adam thought "well Eve will be punished, it won't be bad if both of us are being punished together, in fact we die together". Adam wasn't thinking straight, his overly desperation and obsession he had for Eve made him to get punished by God.
First man was actually a simp. Now the question is will Eve do the same?




2. Jacob
Really is Jacob a simp? But he married two wives and had sons and daughters with even their handmaid. That is sounding like an alpha male thing. The truth is younger Jacob was actually a big simp if not the biggest.
Jacob left his father's house after deceiving his brother Esau. He ran to his uncle Laban for fear his twin bro might just have his head for a nice red hot porridge. In Jacobs stay with Laban he fell in love with Rachel second daughter of Laban. Laban saw Jacob desperation and obsession over his daughter, he thought " Jacob might just be a potential simp. He gave him bride price, that he would serve him for 7 good years. Jacob did not negotiate or talk Laban out of his madness, surprisingly he agreed. Jacob did not reason like his fathers before him-Isaac who just bought goats and gold as bride price, and also his grandfather Abraham.
He slaved and simped around for 7 horrible years and was given Leah instead, he later would slave and simp around for another 7 years just to Marty Rachel. You see Jacob simped for 14 good years just to get the cookie of Rachel. Oh gracious what a simp. If you don't know how terrible this is add 14 years to your age; and wonder is a girl actually worth it?




3. Lot.
Yes the famous Lot. The Nephew of Abraham and unfortunately he once wifed a salt. Please do not laugh at that, it is offensive to laugh.
How is lot a simp? Let's do a little intro.
Lot left Abraham and pitched his tent at Sodom. Yes he did that not because he love live porn but he actually wanted to do business and make money to feed his family. Lot was actually providing food for his family literally. He would make the money and do the cooking. How the hell did I know hear is a scripture.
Genesis 19:3 And he pressed upon them greatly; and they turned in unto him, and entered into his house; and he made them a feast, and did bake unleavened bread, and they did eat.
Read it Carefully the angels came to visit Lot and his family. Lot baked the bread himself and set up the meal all by himself. Yes not Lot's wife nor his daughters. It was Sarah who set the table for the angels that visited Abraham. Lot had to do the hospitality himself. No wonder he wanted to offer up his useless daughters to the Hot men of Sodom.
Just like every other simping husband that brings money to the house and take care of the house work while the wife eats and do nothing.
So you have seen it o. Lot was actually a "woman rapper".

Samson vs Delilah

Samson fell for Delilah

Joseph the carpenter....

Abraham

HOW ABOUT JESUS? WAS HE A SIMP?