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April Fool by snthesis(m): 1:09pm On Apr 01, 2011 |
Defense attorney: will u tell us in ur own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old lady: there I was, sitting on my porch on a warm spring evening when a young man comes creeping up n sat down next to me. Attorney: did u know him? Old lady: No. But he was friendly. Attorney: what happened after he sat down? Ol'Lady: He rubbed my thigh. Attorney: Did u stop him? Old Lady: No. Attorney: why not? Old Lady: It felt good. No one has touched me since my albert died. Attorney: What happened next? Old lady: He began to rub my breasts. Attorney: Did u stop him then? Old lady: No Attorney: Why not? Old Lady: It made me feel alive n excited.I haven't felt like that in years! Attorney: Nxt what? Old lady: Well, by then I was all spicy n I laid down n told him take me, Take me now! Attorney: did he take u? Old lady: Hell no! he just yelled "april fool"! And that's when I shot the little bastard |
Re: April Fool by Nobody: 3:49pm On Apr 01, 2011 |
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