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Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Razorr(f): 10:13am On Jul 12, 2007
wormedup:


yikes !
i must have really hurt somebody tongue

where did i hit u ? in the thorax area or the pelvic region lipsrsealed


Naaaaa. You didn't hit my body. You hit my cage!  angry

You've made the fatal mistake of waking up the dragon!  angry

Get ready to accept whatever fate befalls you!  angry

By the way wormy, I heard that you have recently undergone a transsexual surgery (surgery in which they inject female hormones in you to convert you to a female). I heard they even gave you large boobs!    When would you show your homegirl your new pics. tongue Don't tell me you're shy!  shocked
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Razorr(f): 10:26am On Jul 12, 2007
What's up wormy, cat got your tongue? tongue
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by wormedup(m): 10:31am On Jul 12, 2007
razorr,

i'm going to ask questions that's been in every sports loving NLander's lips.

are u a sapphic
what is it with you and boobs all the time
why are u so inclined to the females

dragon ma a$$ ! in the reptile phylum, u can't be nothing more than a wall gecko !
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by wormedup(m): 10:34am On Jul 12, 2007
razorr,

it's never been ma style to rain the tears on the feminine clique !
but then, she that is down can still eat shyt !
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Razorr(f): 10:36am On Jul 12, 2007
Haaaa haa haa. . .  I'm impressed! It actually took you 30 minutes to come up with a suitable answer!  shocked  I was expecting it to take you 4 hours at least to answer me, considering your low IQ level.  tongue

As for the Lesbo question, naaaa. I'm straight as a rod. I was just curious, that's all. But you're deviating from the point. What would make a grown ass man decide to change his sex midway throught life?  Are you gay?   shocked
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by jejelolatu(f): 10:38am On Jul 12, 2007
a scissors kick for KitSome.

ur case [both of u ] na "NO COMMENT"
i no fit shout.

half time,

wormy[1] and razorr.[1]
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Razorr(f): 10:43am On Jul 12, 2007
By the way Wormy, I have another theory.
As your friend, I always knew that you had an inclination towards prostitution. grin  I know for a fact that you render services to men to make big bucks. I suspect that you had this transsexual surgery carried out to make your job (prostitution) easier.  grin   grin
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Razorr(f): 10:47am On Jul 12, 2007
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. . .

Wormy has gone quiet again. Why does it take you so long to compose replies to me?   I know you've got a low IQ and all, but please try harder.  angry
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by jejelolatu(f): 10:48am On Jul 12, 2007
COMMENTRIES,

what a goal from razorr.

[2]razorr.[1] wormy'

would there be an equalizer
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by jejelolatu(f): 10:49am On Jul 12, 2007
razorr with the ball again,

doing a yo mans job, running towards the post, the post is empty,
would that be anoda goal??//
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by wormedup(m): 10:56am On Jul 12, 2007
razorr,

i was actually fooling around with thoughts of u being a little bit bright on knowledge.
u didn't have to come here and let the whole land know u's a bum ! tongue

Posted by: Razorr Posted on: Today at 10:26:34

Posted by: wormedup Posted on: Today at 10:31:55

Posted by: wormedup Posted on: Today at 10:34:30

definition of 30 mins very smart !

did u forget seun took the liberty to include time stamps on posts ?
heck, how am i sure u are understanding these things by the way

as per working for men. owing to the fact that men own majority of the companies all around the world, yes.
now, i'm sure u've past the "crying" stages of ur job tongue
being that u r used to it now, it can no longer be tagged "molestation" like u would want us to believe lipsrsealed

don't expect me to keep running in here with responses to ur rants; they are what we generally tag "spewing bullocks !"
makes no meanings as far as i'm concerned but i can see it's a whole lot of deal for u. the best u can get pitiful shocked
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by RuuDie(m): 10:59am On Jul 12, 2007
*** Commentary ***  grin
ain't no place for the lily-livered up in 'ere . . . its raining hot rods 'n low blows  . . . every man/woman for himself/herself . . . no allegiances, no alliances . . . who emerges to be tha last INDIViDUAL standing . . . we watch as tha DRAMA unfolds *** just ducked a scorcher *** . . . wow - CRACKING STUFF !
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by loyika(m): 11:00am On Jul 12, 2007
You guys are still here

Ok oh!

cool GOONER 89

P.S. KRAP, (your dog) Krappy's balls needs cleaning, go do what it is you do to him lipsrsealed (with your tongue tongue) that keeps him happy embarassed.
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by jejelolatu(f): 11:05am On Jul 12, 2007
raz[2] wormy[2]

geez ruudie are u there,

diveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, a missile just zoomed past.
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Razorr(f): 11:06am On Jul 12, 2007
Ok wormy. I know you're getting old and senile and its affecting your medulla oblongata, so I won't bother.

You know what, wormy, I'm getting irritated. I hate it when I meet a guy who has no balls. angry Why are you doing everything possible to avoid answering my question. Please wormy, be a man, grow some balls and answer my question about your transsexual operation experience.  angry   angry
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by RuuDie(m): 11:08am On Jul 12, 2007
*** Commentary ***  grin

shocked shocked shocked shocked GOOD LAWD - loyika . . .  my word, how that didn't hit the roof of the net i'll never knw. it thumped the cross-bar and you cld hear the impact 10 miles away !

Razorr bends it like Becks 'n misses by mere inches !

@jejelolatu - am ai'ght . . . i can see 'em coming !
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by wormedup(m): 11:10am On Jul 12, 2007
razorr,

it's such a pity already that we have to contend with the lowly rated monkeys associated with our ecosystem.
it's more difficult when the monkey actually start thinking they are human beings !
u would've been better of doing your blowjob instead of exposing your nudity here ranting zilch all over.
i could decide to carve out time for u , but that'd be like buying u a casket for thanksgiving !
u, most definitely, will experience difficulties comprehending this little epistle. but like there's always a one eyed man in the land of the blind, i expect u have a pal who at least had an encounter with english comprehension - not all are privileged.
beside, why would any guys be taken with a *so called* girl, who's as straight as a rod no "befores", no "behinds" ?
not an [b]ass[/b]nal fan, no man[b]chest[/b]er possessions !

holy moses !
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by jejelolatu(f): 11:12am On Jul 12, 2007
wow anoda magical moments,
what a display of rare skill and talent.

raz[2] wormy 3
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by wormedup(m): 11:17am On Jul 12, 2007
razorr,

even if i underwent transsexual surgery, i wouldn't let u know on my dead grandpa's grave !
i repeat, what's with you and all these feminine affinity !
the last thing i need is u on my a$$, male or female !
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Razorr(f): 11:18am On Jul 12, 2007
Damn. . . for once you impressed me. It seems your IQ improved after that operation. You see, this proves what I always say about women being generally more intelligent than men. Wormy is a living example. He used to be dull and stupid when he was a man, but after being injected with female hormones, his IQ went up!  shocked

As for the 'straight as a rod' issue. You are disappointing me by displaying traces of stupidity here and there(don't worry, u'll get better as you adapt to being a woman).  angry  I was talking in a different contest. I wasn't talking about my physical looks, but about my sexual orientation. What I meant by 'straight as a rod' was that I'm not a self-servicer.  tongue  Trust me, I've got all the [b]Ass[/b]nal and Man[b]chest[/b]er qualities a complete woman should have.  grin
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by RuuDie(m): 11:21am On Jul 12, 2007
*** Commentary ***

A thunder-bolt by wormy from the center-circle flew like a rocket and my word, what a GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL  shocked shocked shocked

keep that up man 'n in no time you'll be in the hat for NL FREE-KICKER of the YEAR !

what's the opposition's response - over the bar ! the accuracy just wasn't there; very li'l power . . .
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by jejelolatu(f): 11:23am On Jul 12, 2007
ruudie hapens to be the co= commentator.


raz 2 wormy 4
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Razorr(f): 11:24am On Jul 12, 2007
RuuDie:

*** Commentary ***

A thunder-bolt by wormy from the center-circle flew like a rocket and my word, what a GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL  shocked shocked shocked

keep that up man 'n in no time you'll be in the hat for Nairaland FREE-KICKER of the YEAR !

what's the opposition's response - over the bar ! the accuracy just wasn't there; very li'l power . . .

Typical male. He just has to take sides with his fellow man. another case of a man without balls. Why don't you participate in the match, instead of being a cowardly commentator?  angry
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by somze(f): 11:26am On Jul 12, 2007
Razorr
you lesbian, you crowned who as king of wack rap?

I just sit back and let wormy murder you

By the way i see you and you gay friends have ignored the thread. what you scared?
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Razorr(f): 11:26am On Jul 12, 2007
Jeje, I was expecting to play this match in England, but I didn't expect to suddenly find myself in Italy (the land of soccer cheats). The commentaries are lies and bullocks and the match officials have all been bribed. angry  I give up.  angry
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by jejelolatu(f): 11:27am On Jul 12, 2007
offside,

freekick to wormy.

yellow card to razorr.[charging at a commentator]
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by jejelolatu(f): 11:28am On Jul 12, 2007
@ somze

outtttttttttttttttt,

u cant step in except a player steps out.

razorrs out, but u cant come in.
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Razorr(f): 11:30am On Jul 12, 2007
jejelolatu:

offside,

freekick to wormy.

yellow card to razorr.[charging at a commentator]

See what I'm saying?

How can you give a yellow card for charging at a commentator?    Oh my dayzzzzzzzz. . .

This match is bullshit!

The officials are thieves and cheats!

I give up!  angry   angry
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by wormedup(m): 11:30am On Jul 12, 2007
an so says the court !

it's really shameful how u keep sulking for more.
do i have to rip the skin off your face ?
pride cometh before the slump ! how hard do u want to hit the ground ?
i'm still trying to live with u being female but u mock the whole creation of human beings.
the only thing u know more than my 4months old niece is amala !
you're on course the the great depression, and you're just seconds away from the end.
u'll soon be running about with mouth full of seminal fluid !
hang your baggages where u don't need to jump.
i'm cutting u some slack, make a g-string from it and bail !
better still, be the bum you're and wait for the grains ! angry
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by RuuDie(m): 11:32am On Jul 12, 2007
*** Commentary ***
Oh no Razorr's doing the 'Marat Safin' . . . . is it g'onna work on the opposition - lets see !

meanwhile the ref's shown her MTN  grin advantage wormy - who just won't quit with the shots ! the dude is in the form of his LIFE !
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by somze(f): 11:33am On Jul 12, 2007
jeje, yes honey i can see you, now leave me the hell alone angry

*meanwhile enjoyin razorr gettin murdered*
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Razorr(f): 11:33am On Jul 12, 2007
wormedup:

an so says the court !

it's really shameful how u keep sulking for more.
do i have to rip the skin off your face ?
pride cometh before the slump ! how hard do u want to hit the ground ?
i'm still trying to live with u being female but u mock the whole creation of human beings.
the only thing u know more than my 4month old niece is amala !
you're on course the the great depression, and you're just seconds away from the end.
u'll soon be running about with mouth full of seminal fluid !
hang your baggages where u don't need to jump.
i'm cutting u some slack, make a g-string from it and bail !
better still, be the bum you're and wait for the grains ! angry



haaa haaa haaa haaa

Wormy wormy. . .

Trust wormy to go dig out a nice piece of rap instead of attacking the issues at hand.  grin   grin
Who composed that for you, ruggedman?

Please gaylord, talk to me and stop singing.  grin   grin

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