justkunmi:

if u can't beat them, join them. .

freekick at razorr. . .

reasons? don't know

Reasons? Come on. . . You know the reason. . . You luv me!

Jeje spot on

razorr first pic is snitchy grumpy Jackal thanks for letting us see his pic

the secong pic is somze fine boi no pimples

The smart ones can spot the evasive tactics being displayed by our retarded friends.

Jackal would as much as possible like to cover up his huge flaw when he wrongfully and stupidly said PLAGIARISER is not a word. Also he would as much as possible cover up the fact that he is not a PLAGIARISER.

The wise ones understand his folly, but sadly some cant - RAZORR

I hate to see how she has gone beyond repair since wormy exposed her. I remember she said this about the same picture of me

DAMN!

All Chelsea fans on Nairaland are hot!

Here's Chelsea's one and only fine boy - Somze!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-16300.448.html#msg1267756

Liars are always liars, PLAGIARISERS ARE ALL THESAME

PITY

special free kick to muki for dissing my [not so ] darling flying eagles

mukina2:

Jeje spot on

razorr first pic is snitchy grumpy Jackal thanks for letting us see his pic

the secong pic is somze fine boi no pimples

Mukina, I no wan fight with you this afternoon o!    The two pics are Somze's!    

@ razorrr


wicked ,wicked girl.

thats u

I'm sorry Somze.
It was bang outta order but i couldnt help exposing the SIMILARITIES.

Lets do some more battle in the evening.
I gotta bounce n do something important.
I hope the punch below the BELT would heal by then.

Bye, SMEAGOL.


@ Razorr,

Are u saying Somzee is SMEAGOL?
Nah . . . . . I refuse to believe that.
How come? How the Bleep did this metamorphosis happen?
Fucking hell . . . . . . .Oohhhh i get it, Its a lunar thing.
Somze becomes SMEAGOL every full MOON of the month.
Remember WEREWOLF IN PARIS?

Razorr the first pic is grumpy the second pic is somze

Jeje want me to turn around again?

nahhhhhhhhhhhhh


am sure grumpy would like to do the honours.

Razorr talking from both sides of her mouth. Today I'm the finest, tomorrow i'm something else. This chik is dreaming

Jackal, for the UPTEENTH TIME
I DO NOT BATTLE PLAGIARISERS
AND THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE COMING CLOSE TO ANYTHING BELOW MY BELT
SOME ONE PLEASE TELL THIS GAY gay I'M STRAIGHT
YOU AINT GETTIN THIS ASS MAN

YOU ARE NOT IN MY CLASS SO STOP THIS ACT
EVERY ONE KNOWS YOU FOR THE PLAGIARISING CLOWN YOU ARE
EVEN DELUDED RAZORR

Jackal:

@ Razorr,

Are u saying Somzee is SMEAGOL?
Nah . . . . . I refuse to believe that.
How come? How the Bleep did this metamorphosis happen?
Fucking hell . . . . . . .Oohhhh i get it, Its a lunar thing.
Somze becomes SMEAGOL every full MOON of the month.
Remember WEREWOLF IN PARIS?

Oh! Silly me! I get it now!

I was really cracking my head about how he managed to achieve that feat!    

So, once a month, he changes form and becomes Smeagol, then the next morning he becomes somze again? That makes plenty of sense!    

This is a living proof of the existence of Werewolves! Please Somze don't eat me o!  I promise to be nice from now on!  

   

PLAGIARISERS NEVER CHANGE!!!

Jackal:


How come? How the Bleep did this metamorphosis happen?

Real Author - Eminem
Song - Sing with me
Album - Eminem Show

Now how the Bleep did this metamorphasis happen?

http://www.lyrics007.com/Eminem%20Lyrics/Sing%20For%20The%20Moment%20Lyrics.html

umhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


i believe this is one of  the mind  games that preceeds matches .

they both learnt from the best[JM]

Jeje are you enjoying ur popcorn?

*clears throat, adjusts the mic and takes the pose of ex-President Bill Clinton *

My fellow Nairalanders,

Today we face an imminent EVIL THREAT. That evil, my friends is PLAGIARISATION. On Music/Radio thread and most especially in Rap rhymes subthreads this enemy poses as a CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER THAT MUST BE ANNIHILATED.

Plagiarisation is stealing, it is equivalent to piracy. Even in the real world this EVIL is viewed as a CRIMINAL ACT. Therefore we must all come together and in the STRONGEST AND HARSHEST TERMS CONDEMN ALL ACTS OF PLAGIARISATION.

We must stop people like Jackal from indulging in such wickedness. We must also strongly discourage his supporter Razorr because together this group constitutes an AXIS OF EVIL.

We must declare WAR!
We must not keep SILENT
We must not RELENT
We must not FAIL

God bless Seun
God bless Chelsea FC
God bless our Nairaland

@ mukina


girl am so glad i came in with refreshment


this is getting hillarious.

See teepot calling kettle black.

Anyway, Somze dear, is the circulated part in the picture below your d*ick?  Is that what your d*ick turns to when you change form?  

no razorr thats yours.

Mine is one you'll never come near much less see, so quit dreaming.

Razorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

let me protect my eyes

somze this ur new pic na die



freekick to razorr for making me laff like crazy till i almost pee sha

umhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


@ muki

its getting hot in here,


girl, stay out of the pitch o

Thats not my pic muki

That is razorr in Jackal's bathroom

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Somze take ur time o or i go direct my own free kick to you now

nice pic by the way am loffing the pose

Jeje i dey enjoy well well

i hope you guys aren't deceived into taking seriously, the little movie razorr and myself put up yesterday !

it's all film trick o !

who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

definetely not me,


freekick to wormedup

^{** Commentary **}

we're so, so sorry for resuming transmission this late in the game . . . it was due to a mis-directed thunderbolt hitting one of our ground crew-men and hospitalizing his camera . . .

well, the kicks have started and there's continuous shelling in the JEJELOLATU ARENA . . . its raining fire-balls, even the ref is taking pot shots - DAMNATION !!!

hic, right now i cannot exactly give you a complete team sheet of the gladiators c'os its almost like a beehive down there from my commentary position but i can see Razorr decked in her all blue oversized jersey - the top looks like something str8 o'utta a Charlie Chaplin flic and the 3/4 shorts is just about Baba Suwe's dimensions and she's trotting around the field in some effort!

Muki just disappeared in the direction of the dressing room leaving behind a trail of feathers . . . yes feathers and tatters of the Gambian flag!

wormy's strurring around the pitch with the airs of a male peacock and why not, he's the defending champ!

somze's just escaped from a Razorr blizzard - boy, that was a scorcher!

ruudie,watch ur steps, there are lots of bomb traps on the floor,step on one and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
u would be blown offffffffffffffffffff

oh, don't worry about that . . . i'm so high up in this commentary box the shots can't get up here and i leave with the N.L. network chopper so i'm covered

^{** Commentary **}

for a moment the shots have stopped raining and the pitch was almost cleared out . . . but the ref's back on and i can see somze lurking around the corner flag on the far side with blood in his eyes, battered shirt filled with FREE-KICK holes.

Razorr just limped into the picture - - oversized blue no. 8 and all looking grimly around.

^{** Commentary **}

we're still reaching you live from the JEJELOLATU ARENA situation report like never b'4 . . . it's 15:33 gmt and we await our gladiators.

wormy's o'utta sight and the ref's just sent a message across to our commentary position. . . stewards and security are making extra arrangements to snuff out any mis-directed balls in the direction of the commentary crew.

Ruudie
oh hosh it you silly talkative you.
Aint got notin nice to say then quit yappin.

Where's that slowpoke Razorr?

Here's a freekick at her for being so damn stupid

^{** Commentary **}

Oh no, the sulky somze's just taken a snap shot in the direction of the commentary crew - but no harm done the stewards are mighty adept at warding those off. . . how on earth is he ever g'onna make the big-time with shots like that, so weak - even ruggedy baba's 5yr old cousin would'a hit it better!

now he's frantically searching for Razorr . . . and she's right there in front of him - somebody get him SAF's glasses!