1.Take me to where i've never been before na so take make Amaka found herself for labour room
2.I just found out that no matter how expensive your life might be hushpuppy go buy am
3.Is like when God said let there be light... Is either NEPA are absent that day or they are deaf
4.don't go and hustle and be forming pink lip, people wey go collect your babe get brown teeth with white benz
5.E we talk now yahoo boys go say they are collecting the money white people collected from their great grand parent, are you there that time? Abi you are the owner of the money? Better say na lazyness dey worry your life
6.Just to talk about my unemployment i called buhari, he flash me, i call again, he still dey flash me
7.welcome to Nigeria where a man with pot belly is know as a rich man, but the one with flat chest they are know as 1 0 1
8.mad man go hug pastor wife for church, pastor mistakenly shout"haaa ogun fe paya shaa!" now we are asking pastor to show us where the verse is in bible.. :-D :-D :-D