a conversation between a lady and her african mother
*boy* mum, where is my phone condom case? *mother* where do you drop it? *daughter* on the table *mother* when was that? *daughter* while i was inserting my new simcard *mother* why *daughter* because i can't insert it unlest i open the cover *mother* how *daughter* but mum you know it can't be possible if i didn't do that *mother* why didn't you forget the cover likewise *daughter* it's just a mistake *mother*oh! just a mis-skirt *daughter* i said mistake *mother* miss english that's how i can pronunce it. *daughter* mummy please do you see it any where? *mother* is it because you missed your skirt that you are on trouser?
AFRICAN MOTHERS no retreat no surrender