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Re: The Introduction Thread! by BABE3: 9:05pm On Apr 19, 2011
Mr Phate and Chi-baby! Was your own concine for this MaRRer? ehn? Mr OP, wants his introduction that way. If you no like am undecided undecided

Don't come and disturb his vibe abeg. You're cramping his style.  grin grin grin
Re: The Introduction Thread! by 190: 9:07pm On Apr 19, 2011
Goldieluks:

shocked shocked shocked sad angry angry



angry angry

chi-baby:

pls i'm begging u to stop embarasing urself in public  shocked undecided
I'm witchu  smiley




undecided undecided
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Phate07(m): 9:11pm On Apr 19, 2011
BABE!:

Mr Phate and Chi-baby! Was your own concine for this MaRRer? ehn? Mr OP, wants his introduction that way. If you no like am undecided undecided

Don't come and disturb his vibe abeg. You're cramping his style.  grin grin grin

Not cramping his style, just stating the obvious. undecided
Re: The Introduction Thread! by chibaby5(f): 9:18pm On Apr 19, 2011
Phate07:


Not cramping his style, just stating the obvious. undecided


Good answer but cud b better tongue  smiley
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Dyt(f): 9:19pm On Apr 19, 2011
N ow s dis romantic?
Re: The Introduction Thread! by SimplyA: 9:21pm On Apr 19, 2011
Interests: Internet, fantasizing about women and screwing Megan Fox one day

Lol, at least he was honest.
Re: The Introduction Thread! by BABE3: 9:22pm On Apr 19, 2011
chi-baby:

Good answer but cud b better tongue  :



Gimme better answer now!, cool

Phate07:


Not cramping his style, just stating the obvious. undecided

You are actually.  cool You're technically cramping his style! That is his style, and you happen to be cramping it!!! I don't want to know about the obvious!
Style Cramper!  grin grin
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Phate07(m): 9:37pm On Apr 19, 2011
chi-baby:

Good answer but cud b better tongue  smiley



How? An appology? No? undecided undecided


BABE!:


You are actually.  cool You're technically cramping his style! That is his style, and you happen to be cramping it!!! I don't want to know about the obvious!
Style Cramper!  grin grin

I just noticed your siggy, you loff Advocator. Ma bad Miss. grin grin
Re: The Introduction Thread! by desholah(m): 9:41pm On Apr 19, 2011
chi-baby:

Good answer but cud b better tongue smiley



Chi donkey what's good
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Phate07(m): 9:46pm On Apr 19, 2011
Dyt:

N ow s dis romantic?

Must you use text-speak in all your posts? It makes your post unintelligeble. (no offence)
Re: The Introduction Thread! by chibaby5(f): 9:49pm On Apr 19, 2011
Phate07:


How? An appology? No? undecided undecided


Nevamind but u tried smiley
desholah:

Chi donkey what's good

D for Donkey I'm 10 over 10 cool
Hope u gd too?
Re: The Introduction Thread! by BABE3: 9:51pm On Apr 19, 2011
Phate07:


How? An appology? No? undecided undecided


I just noticed your siggy, you loff Advocator. Ma bad Miss. grin grin



Now you know!!! smiley smiley Don't mess with him, when I'm around (and he's justified), and you dare not mess with me when he's around ! Roger that!  cool cool
Re: The Introduction Thread! by desholah(m): 9:52pm On Apr 19, 2011
I'm fine so far you are chi donky tongue wink
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Dyt(f): 9:54pm On Apr 19, 2011
Phate
its nt 4 every1 understand
try increase ur sense of readin n assimilatin
Re: The Introduction Thread! by desholah(m): 9:55pm On Apr 19, 2011
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin grin^^^^
How you day
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Dyt(f): 9:57pm On Apr 19, 2011
I jst dey ooo bobo mi
Re: The Introduction Thread! by chibaby5(f): 9:57pm On Apr 19, 2011
desholah:

I'm fine so far you are chi donky tongue wink

smiley
Re: The Introduction Thread! by desholah(m): 10:08pm On Apr 19, 2011
Dyt:

I jst dey ooo bobo mi
Good to hear that, why you con dey punch cuss my guy out? cheesy
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Dyt(f): 10:15pm On Apr 19, 2011
Ur guy fingers dey mis type na
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Nobody: 10:33pm On Apr 19, 2011
Gender : Man
Birthdate: I lie about it a lot. Though old enough to drive a trailer
Lives in: Nigeria
Travels to: Owerri, Calabar, Kaduna, Zamfara, Togo
Relocate?: For what na?
Height: 6'3
Body Type: Average
Smoking: Igbo Smoker to the core
Drinking: I drink Alomo, Don Simon, Hennesy, Baleys, Cause Trouble.
Race: Dudu Laye
Speaks: English, French(Come and go alone. Bonjour also)
Education: Errm (Jambite)
Marital Status: Dating a course mate (Though i never chop am)
Occupation: Go and ask DHTML or Dual Core
Interests: Reading, Learning, Lieing, Toasting girls, joking and chasing chicken
Goals: Being the best in whatever i do, and carving a niche for my dummbass in my Faculty
Private part status: Who be virgin?
Sex prance: Haba. Always at attention, looking for who to do!
Turn on: Big Front and Back(I can wash a woman's car, just to have a taste of it)
Body part that you mostly get compliment on: Lips, Yansh, Laps, Finger, Palms, and lastly my Ukpuruku
Turn off: Weak people. I love bold people
Religion : Christian
Have Children: Yes. Had her, when i was 19
Want Children: I love girls, and don't mind more daughters
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: I love high hair, well combed, though my babe, always make me cut it(We strike a deal though)
Eye Color : Still checking it
Glasses or Contacts : Men, i wear this Nerd type mostly. God, Blessing my E-Center Lover adores it
Motto: Never apologize for what you do
Word to your fans: If you no wan f[i]uc[/i]k me, don't bother knowing me. You will be disappointed with jokes/lies
Re: The Introduction Thread! by BABE3: 10:36pm On Apr 19, 2011
^^ **smh** You're just a joke!
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Nobody: 10:40pm On Apr 19, 2011
Which one appears like joke na?
Re: The Introduction Thread! by BABE3: 10:43pm On Apr 19, 2011
^^^ All of it! Well, most of it.
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Nobody: 10:44pm On Apr 19, 2011
Ehen. But it's real ohhh.

No jokes!
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Babypinkyz(f): 10:53pm On Apr 19, 2011
Now,where will i start.
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Sirfly: 11:39pm On Apr 19, 2011
Babypinkyz:

Now,where will i start.

u are so pretty u know that, your man is a lucky bestard. smiley im totally head over toe, is it a crime dont think so.
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Sirfly: 11:43pm On Apr 19, 2011
Gender : Man
Birthdate: 21
Lives in: United Kingdom
Travels to: to mant to list
Relocate?: She should relocate for me.
Height: 6'1
Body Type: Hulk for my age
Smoking: non smoker
Drinking: I drink drink from my girl's breast
Race: Africa
Speaks: English and French only
Education: why do you care
Marital Status: single and dating at the same time
Occupation: security guard
Interests: having intercourse
Goals: impregnating as much women as i can
Private part status: i am a virgin i only had sex 100 times
Sex prance: i bounce and prey pretty angels
Re: The Introduction Thread! by MsPotato(f): 7:52am On Apr 20, 2011
Gender : FEMALE angry
Birthdate: 12 May
Lives in: Malaysia
Travels to: around Malaysia
Relocate?: I HOPE SO!! I HATE THIS 4UCKING COUNTRY!!!
Height: 168cm
Body Type: Slightly Meaty but not fat
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I drink anythin drinkable!
Race: 1/2 Chinese 1/4 Malaysian 1/4 Mongolian
Speaks: English, Malay, Broken Chinese, Broken Pidgin ENglish, Broken French
Education: Msc in International Human Resources Management
Marital Status: Dating
Occupation: Finance Executive / Performer (Singer) / Piano and Guitar Teacher
Interests: Playing the piano, Bass guitar, Electric guitar, Folk Guitar, Classical Guitar, Drums, leyboard, recorder, Cello and Singing
Goals: I[b] want to migrate to a much more decent country where racism will not find me and I want to open a small business. I want to get married and have 4 kids and I want to make my husband a very successfull man![/b]
Private part status: shave and pink colour tongue
Sex prance: I love sex at least twice a day grin
Turn on: Black men
Body part that you mostly get compliment on: My lips, nose, skin, as.s and hair
Turn off: Racist, fatist, sexist, abusers to human and animals, Indecisive people, and so on!!!
Religion : Catholic
Have Children: Nope
Want Children: Yes. I want four. 2 boys and 2 girls kiss
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Long straight hair slightly above my hips
Eye Color : Brownish black eyes
Glasses or Contacts : I wear Sunglasses at times.
Motto: I aint got any!
Re: The Introduction Thread! by esteduca(m): 10:37am On Apr 22, 2011
Gender : Male
Birthdate: September 14th 1970
Lives in: Italy
Travels to: alot for business. really a lot. too much actually.
Relocate?: No problem.
Height: 187cm
Body Type: 100Kg (looking gud anyway).
Smoking: Occasionally
Drinking: With people, for fun.
Race: White Italian (see profile). Caucasian.
Speaks: English, French, Spanish, Italian, and my local dialect.
Education: Information Technology
Marital Status: Separated without childrens
Occupation: Export Sales Manager
Interests: Music, Football, Photography. . and sex of course!
Goals: I want to settle my family.
Private part status: In good health!
Sex prance: Intimacy is a must to be an happy couple.
Turn on: Lips (all the lips of a woman). Clever talks.
Body part that you mostly get compliment on: My eyes and my mouth. . some gurlz sayd my ass.
Turn off: Stupid people. People without sense of humor.
Religion : Catholic
Have Children: No.
Want Children: 1 boy 1 girl would make my deal. Anything in between also.
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Mid-Long stright.
Eye Color : Brownish black eyes
Glasses or Contacts : Nothin.
Motto: Don't Hunt what you can't kill.
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Amya(f): 7:00pm On Apr 22, 2011
Gender : Female
Birth-date : Earlier in the month
Lives in : Abuja
Travels to : Dubai and I've been to almost every where in Nigeria
Relocate? : probably. .
Height : 179cm
Body type : fleshy, but not fat
Smoking : occasionally, and joints occasionally too (when the mood requires)
Drinking : in company (booze loves company)
Race : black
Speaks : English and Ibo.
Education : LLB looking at an LL M
Marital status : Single
Occupation : none occasional business
Interests : traveling, having a good time. . .
Goals : really don't know what i hope to achieve, but I'll know when i get there. . .
Private part status : Private!
Sex prance : With the right person, it's mind blowing!
Turn on : when someone who has it doesn't know he has it, or is modest about it,
Turn off : Pride, Hypocrisy
Want children : Most def, 3
Have children : no
Re: The Introduction Thread! by 735i(m): 1:09pm On Apr 27, 2011
Gender : Man
Birthdate: E never reach
Lives in: Las gidi
Travels to: S.A & Enugu
Relocate?: Never
Height: 6'4
Body Type: Slim
Smoking: Non-smoker
Drinking: Yup. Labels (Red, Blue, Black, Green)
Race: African
Speaks: English, Pidgin,Yoruba & Igbo
Education: BSc Economics, MSc Risk Managment
Marital Status: Single ( Working on it though)
Occupation: Financial Analyst
Interests: Cars,
Goals: To own and manage a modern farm
Private part status: Apprentice
Sex prance: Hibernate mode
Turn on: Cute, Intelligent & Ambitious girls
Body part that you mostly get compliment on: My height & legs
Turn off: Snitches
Religion : Xtian
Have Children: No
Want Children: Yup. 2 girls, 1 boy
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Always low
Eye Color : Brownish black eyes
Glasses or Contacts : Never
Motto: Quit frontting
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Shanice111: 2:59pm On Apr 28, 2011
735 i:



Gender : Man
Birthdate: E never reach
Lives in: Las gidi
Travels to: S.A & Enugu
Relocate?: Never
Height: 6'4
Body Type: Slim
Smoking: Non-smoker
Drinking: Yup. Labels (Red, Blue, Black, Green)
Race: African
Speaks: English, Pidgin,Yoruba & Igbo
Education: BSc Economics, MSc Risk Managment
Marital Status: Single ( Working on it though)
Occupation: Financial Analyst
Interests: Cars,
Goals: To own and manage a modern farm
Private part status: Apprentice
Sex prance: Hibernate mode
Turn on: Cute, Intelligent & Ambitious girls
Body part that you mostly get compliment on: My height & legs
Turn off: Snitches
Religion : Xtian
Have Children: No
Want Children: Yup. 2 girls, 1 boy
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Always low
Eye Color : Brownish black eyes
Glasses or Contacts : Never
Motto: Quit frontting



This sister loves your stat o! Sounds interesting, Against all the laws of the jungle that mandates that u make the first move, I defile lol, Am an Economist as well wink grin

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