MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT

On moday mornining! i got so pressed and needed to
ease my self. Immidiately i got to the office,
i ran toward the toilet to offlload.
busted the door open without knocking!

Lol and behold!
Saw my BOSS on the toilet seat, pant down.
Shut the door as fast as i could after saying SORRY SIR

I THOUT I WAS GONNA BE FIRED, BUT SUPRISEINGLY,
my boss acted as if nothin ever happened.

Is dere a situation worse and more embarrassing than this? (i doubt)

It sure was embarrassing but i don't see a reason why you should be fired.
Since you didn't see the equipment inside the pants.

@ oracle

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sure didn't see the equipment,
I guess it was pointing down wards,

I saw a hairy pussy while seating behind a lady inside a commercial car . it is hurrible !

zignor:

I saw a hairy pussy while seating behind a lady inside a commercial car . it is hurrible !

Impossicant!

you won't understand. lol

HABA!!!!!!!!


dat one na exaggeration.
HOW COULD U SEE A HAIRY PUSSY WHILE SEATING BEHIND
A LADY,
I GUESS HER 'PUSSY' MUST BE ON HER 'ANUS' THEN

LIE! LIE! BOY

your guess is as good as mine

I'll never forget this one that happened to me in my 100 level days.

There's this Nike chick that happens to be a family friend as in we practically grew up as friends. We both entered UI d same year (different courses) but took similar courses together dt year ( Faculty of Science). It so happened dt we both had ds funny habit of pinching each other's bum right from when we were li'l kids. By the time hers really started expanding I did more of grabbing while she obviously had to make do with pinching 'cs I had nothin for her to grab lol
 Tragedy struck on ds fateful day at an eatery that was within Fac of Science then called 2T's or som'n like dt. Lo n' behold I saw Nike in her typical top and jeans backing me and Bingo!! I had grabbed it only for her to turn and Jeeeesus Christ!!! t'was some other girl I'd never come across in ma life. I guessed what was coming but I still tried stuttering some damage control explanation-come-apology. Luckily the anticipated slap didn't come, the girl just gave me that talk-to-da hand thang and told me to spare her the apologies.  I still don't know how I found my way out of the eatery dt day but one thing-. . . . . . Nike's booty never got grabbed no more. . . _{at least not by me.}

bolarge,u nutty boi! anyways mine wasn't as serious as urs
but i remember wishin' the ground could open n take me
wit it. ok here goes:i was really crushin'on this really cute
guy dat lives on ma friend's street,i had come 2 c ma friend dat
day n she was seeing me off,then mr gorgeous comes out of his
house shirtless n i started gawking! the next than' i kno
i recieve a painful slap on my head.one idiotic bike rider zooms
past me sayin'u no wan comot for road because u dey look man
errbody obviously saw the show including ma crush n they all start
laughing.because of that i hardly go c ma friend again.

ROFLMAO @ Naija*gal
Jeez I wish I wz there. You'd never hear the last of it.

@ Bolarge.
That's quite funny.

@ Topic

My most embarrasing moment was when I was in primary school. Though I was quite young then, I felt so bad about it.

I use to have a friend cum partner in crime then called " itakun" (a yoruba nickname). The two of us use to share a dest and sit infront of the class. Our class teacher then was Mrs Ilesanmi (quite a pretty lady then), she use to sit directly myself and " itakun".

One morning during our short break (tea break), "itakun" brought to my knowledge that he's being peeping at our teacher's under wear. The teacher was spotting a short skirt that fatefull day. "Itakun" claimed that her under wear was white! . "Itakun" claim that day made me very jealous! Then we use to compete about who's the most mishevious between ourselves. I decied to peep and even take a better look than "itakun" did after the tea break.

Lo and behold, after resumption, I started to peep. I saw everything "itakun" saw and wanted to see more. The underwear was white as "itakun" claimed. But I noticed few curly strands of hair around the under-wear too! (taught I had advantage over "itakun". Instead of stopping to peep, I couldn't just get my eyes off the captivating sight until our teacher caught me!

The lady was so mad that she flogged me mercilessly . I was asked to knell down infront of the class throughout the day . The funny thing about it was that, when other teachers walked into our class and asked the teacher what I did, she just kept saying "don't mind the sillyboy"

I felt so embarrassed for like a month because the whole school got to know somehow, and the name sillyboy stuck.

sillyboy so dats how u got ur nickname ba?
serves u rite,4 tryin' 2 look at what could leave u blind  
bolarge uthank goodness u were not thurr!
iice,u obviously dont hav any

u dont hav to try n beat anyone
its not a contest,just share ur story with us no matter
how dry.

I have 2 of it

1. This happened shortly after ma NYSC. Ma uncle travelled and ask me to come and stay with d kids and his house gal. and at nite when there was no PHCN the gal busted into ma room naked to make love with me first i ----- her and later come to ma senses that if i Bleep this gal she feel carry belle and am not ready for that now.

2. This happen shortly after getting job ma cousin(gal) came for her I.T in lagos and we share same room. One day i went out only to come back and rush inside ma room as usual and to see this gal dressing up completely naked but she was backing the door. I was embarrased cos will respect each other and we are both cousins.

It was my g/f b/day in the university & I was to take she & her rmates out.I had earlier called to inform them to dress up.I went with my gee to fetch them in a cab.To show off to ma gee,I proudly bumped into their room wtout knocking.Lo and behold all4 were not only naked bt in different postures doing that thing I hate(dont ask me what) .I was abt running out when d craziest of them all draggd me back!Hear her;did u see anything,I repeat did u?No, I muckled!.It took d intervention of my lesbie g/f(I never knew) to rescue from those totochoppers. .

@sillyboy
Oh I seee!! You've obviously been silly natty from your mother's womb.
You's a big sinner n' I feel like dragging u by the collar to confession . . . . now kneel down where u are and say d entire rosary aight?  One, two, go. . . .  "Hail Mary full of grace the Lord is with thee. . . . . . . . . "


@karl ken
What country u @?

@ Sillyboy.


ahhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh ummmmmmmmm ennnnnnnnnnnn
ohh my mummy ohhhhhhhhhhh.
i cant just stop laughing.


NOW I SEE!! THAT NAME NO BE MISTAKE @ ALLL
OHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY BELE DEY PAIN MOI OHHHHHHH.

my most embarrasing moment was when i was 14 & my mum caught me kissing a mannequin.

cant blame me cos it looked like sandra bullock!

@post  I was looking for my chocolate  tennis ball in a small bush near our field when I saw a beatiful  babe wanting to po po, she asked me what am looking for and I told her, suddenly, she lifted her skirt and ask, does yours look like this,
point her hairy pussy.     I was  embrassed.  

@Naijagal

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was classic

you had me laughing out loud for the FIRST time in NL


My embarassing moments, hmmmm

the ones that readily come to mind are to sensitive( I have met some NLers already so it would be too embarassing to have some moments recalled)

i have a few embarrassing moments, some really sensitive and would not want to share.

but one incident happened about two months ago, and i felt embarrassed about it.
it was at the common area in school, where students sit down to browse using the wireless net, and they sit down to chat and have some drinks.

i was walking by, and most people turned and looked, i wanted to show everyone around, i could catwalk , i started cat walking and swaying my hips.

suddenly i did not notice that the floor i was about to pass was a bit slippery, i slipped and fell.

the bad thing about it was, everyone turned around and focused their attention on me, no one laughed, they all kept this dumb and blank face. but it was clearly written on their faces, they were mocking.

the only difference was they did not laugh out openly. i felt embarrassed, but i just stood up and kept on walking with my heads high, like nothing happened, but inside me i was so embarrassed.

@iice
lol , this one was so bad, because i was trying to prove something. and i messed up
but even if you laugh when you fall, it must be an embarrassed laugh to cover up and regain your face.

Lol.

Mine goes like this.

I was watching a program on TV at home when all of a sudden I felt hungry.
I had a N500 note with me and also a piece of paper I wanted to dispose. Unfortunately for me, I mistakenly tore the N500 and threw it away, and put the piece of paper in my pocket which I thought was the money. It was quite dark so you can’t blame me anyway.
As soon as I got to the restaurant, I ordered my for favorite dish thinking I was with cash. In less than few minutes, the food came and I consumed it with great interest.

Then the problem started.
I called the guy in the restaurant, gave him the piece of paper which I thought was money and asked him to give me my change.

But to my greatest surprise, the guy took the paper, looked at it and told me “oga if na play, make you stop am o!” I looked at him and asked him what he meant by that?
Then he brought me back to reality by showing me the piece of paper which I wanted to use as payment for the meal I ate.

I began to panic I didn’t really mean to use paper to pay you I said in a defensive tone but the idiot immediately raised alarm and started telling people that I usually use papers to pay for meals I eat. And in less than a minute, a crowd collected.

Of course I defended myself and told them how I mistakenly tore the N500 note I wanted to use for the meal thinking it was the piece of paper.

To my greatest surprise, these people told me that I would be free form being beaten up if I produce the torn N500 note I claimed I tore.
Since I knew I was telling the truth, I Immediately took them to my dustbin and showed them the torn note before I was vindicated.

But the most annoying part of it was how I was being escorted to my house with a mob as if I was an armed robber. Everyone was just looking at me.

It was God that really saved me that day.

eh yah. Pele