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The New Supermarket by feelgood(m): 4:31pm On Apr 29, 2011 |
A new supermarket opened near my house and it has an automatic water mister that keeps the produce fresh. Just before it turns on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh hay. In the meat department, there's an aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies. For the record, I don't buy toilet paper there anymore. |
Re: The New Supermarket by koligs: 11:28am On May 02, 2011 |
Why d F are u tellin us, |
Re: The New Supermarket by jokingmary(m): 5:03pm On May 02, 2011 |
I'm still searching for the joke |
Re: The New Supermarket by Sophizzy(f): 9:35pm On May 02, 2011 |
^ I think the joke is that since everything in the supermarket has a smell, the toilet paper must have the 'aroma' of faeces. |
Re: The New Supermarket by DisGuy: 11:03pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
well done |
Re: The New Supermarket by Ajibel(m): 1:25am On Oct 19, 2011 |
Mtschew. . . . |
Re: The New Supermarket by Nobody: 10:01pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
My advice 2 every body is Pls if you don't have any jokes to post just keep quiet and read the the one posted by others instead of tell annoying stories. Just imagine the stupid story told by feelgood |
Re: The New Supermarket by DisGuy: 11:36pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
many people don't get some jokes so slow if you cant get a joke, read it again and if you still dont get it, just move on |
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