A new supermarket opened near my house and it has an automatic water mister that keeps the produce fresh. Just before it turns on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh hay.
In the meat department, there's an aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
For the record, I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

Why d F are u tellin us,

I'm still searching for the joke

^ I think the joke is that since everything in the supermarket has a smell, the toilet paper must have the 'aroma' of faeces.

well done

Mtschew. . . .

My advice 2 every body is Pls if you don't have any jokes to post just keep quiet and read the the one posted by others instead of tell annoying stories.

Just imagine the stupid story told by feelgood

many people don't get some jokes

so slow

if you cant get a joke, read it again and if you still dont get it, just move on