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Short Joke Titled: (malaria) by Nobody: 10:19am On May 29, 2021
A student failed JAMB 5times, 1day, she travelled to visit her friend in UNILORIN, she fell sick and was admitted to a hospital there. She later called her mum & said...
Girl: hello ma
Mum; that place is silent, whr r u?
Girl; I'm in UNILORIN
Mum: oluwa ose o
Girl: I was admitted
Mum: jesu o se o, olorun ti doju ti ogun idile wa ti ko fe kio kawe(laughing and dancing)
Girl: malaria ni o
Mum: malaria ni course ti won fun e, course gidi ni o, kawe e daadaa o
Girl: i would be discharged 2moro.
Mum: olorun maje, 4 years lo ma lo loruko jesu..
please dont laff alone, let the fun continue... Happy weekend.

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