Q1: i have somethin in my trouser, it's long nd hard and has a black tip. Wat is it? Q2: solve without using calculator; if 1=5, 2=25, 3=125, 4=625. Wat is d value of 5? Q3: wat English word is always spelled incorrectly? Q4: a man rode into a town on Friday, stayed for three days and left d town with his horse on Thursday, how is this possible? You can get all d answers right if you think deeply. I'll tell u d 1c u get right. Enjoy!

Zip, 3125, incorrectly, d name of d horse is Fridae.

That's intelligent of you. But u got d 1st 2 answers wrong.

zip,1,incorrectly, friday

Okay, I give up. You caught me there, you are right all through. But wat I have in my trouser right now is a pencil, and it's in my pocket. Can u ans these 1c too? Q1: If you had one match, and entered a dark room containing a lantern, some pieces of newspaper, and a candle, which would u light 1st? Q2: how can a man go 8days without sleep? Q3: if a plane crashes on d border btw Nigeria and Ghana, where do they bury d survivors? Q5: if there are 6 apples nd u take away 4, how many do u have? Goodluck!

D match,i dnt know, dere r no survivors, u v 4 apples

U're absolutely right, but u didn't ans Q2. Give a six-letter English word that does not contain a vowel.

Rhythm

Good! Give a sentence which contains all d letters of d English alphabet.

The quick brown fox jump over the lazy dogs

Nice. Give me d longest palindrome u can think of.

Level.
Deed.
Lawal.

Wo I no fit think, I don dey sleep

Was it a rat I saw?

huh?

That's sentence palindrome. How do you carry an elephant with one hand?

When it is a toy or when I take its pic. I will carry it with a hand

Actually, u can't cos there's no elephant with 1 hand. Ans this, My father has five children: Chacha, Cheche, Chichi, Chocho. Who is d 5th?

It must definitely b u now, abi all ur chinese, cha che chi cho brothers r bastards

Alalabi, u got d q right. But u don't need to be rude.

@larry-sun, not dat I'm rude but it is common-sensical. If ur father has 5 children and one of em is a bastard dat means u r not up to 5 mo niyen & as u can c u r a Nigerian and u com get chacha cheche chichi chocho as siblings, she dey no b chinese ni?

Alalabi, are u tryin 2 be funny or annoyin?

Alalabi, are u tryin 2 be funny or annoyin? @Natasha, humour me.

@larry son I don't get the humour me thingny

@larry ok now mabinu. No vex

Alalabi, u're my friend. I can't be annoyed at u. Nat, I'v been in d driver seat on d trick questions. Y don't u give out a shot, too?

hey guys,here's 1
i am sometin.,d poor man has me while d rich man doesn't,if u eat me 4 some couple of days,u'll die, and even God does not have me. What am i?

Poverty

wrong, u can't eat poverty.

Nothing, Zze answer is nothin',

correct