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Chinese Proverbs by babadudu(m): 9:20pm On Jun 30, 2005 |
Man who run in front of car get tired. But, man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. |
Re: Chinese Proverbs by Nobody: 11:25am On Jul 22, 2005 |
If must win..must fight..If must fight...must win |
Re: Chinese Proverbs by hotangel2(f): 11:27am On Jul 22, 2005 |
haha.. some of those were funny. Too bad i have none. |
Re: Chinese Proverbs by pkrix(m): 1:08pm On Jul 22, 2005 |
Funny?! Ya funny! But I did not laugh let alone smile. I only wondered what they mean. Me kuma know small proverb "If a girl praises his guy's thrust he goes for his mum" |
Re: Chinese Proverbs by vizion: 12:55pm On Jul 25, 2005 |
the patient dog eats no bone at all |
Re: Chinese Proverbs by eslynera(f): 1:17am On Jan 10, 2007 |
mhhh, i like the chopstix one. |
Re: Chinese Proverbs by angelz(f): 11:46am On Jan 10, 2007 |
Tho dey aint funny, stil enjoys dem. |
Re: Chinese Proverbs by eslynera(f): 4:48pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
yep |
Re: Chinese Proverbs by CrazyMan(m): 5:04pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
Hmmm not bad anyway |
Re: Chinese Proverbs by New(m): 5:45pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
funny |
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